Fortunately, unfortunately

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately you received the red X

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately a treasure was buried there :O

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, the X turned out to be a skunk butt!

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, the skunk butt was full of treasure!

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, the treasure smelled like skunk butt

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately I brought a pine-tree car freshener

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately the pine-tree car freshener smell mixes with the smell of skunk butt :p

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately there are FRENCH FRIES!

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, the skunk put them up HIS buht

 

[Faust]

Fortunately they were fresh from the fryalator so the skunk now has a scalded butt and sealed up anal glands. That'll teach him.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately a while bottle of CATSup was used to soothe the skunk butt

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately more fries were eaten by the skunk (me :3)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately the CATSup was made of apples, not tomatoes

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately apples just work the same :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately they were crab apples

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately they were crab apples

Fortunately, the skunk butt was absolutely infested with crabs so they gobble it all up.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately there were seeds......

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately the seedns were M A G I C A L

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately that means we now have to deal with the mental image of a skunk butt with a ginormous beanstalk growing out of it.

Don't ask me why we got a beanstalk from apple seeds, it's MAGIC, all bets are off!