Iwon'tletanybodyeverusethespacebarontheirkeyboardswithoutanofficiallicense.
Bungee Molasses
Bungee Molasses
Meta can now generate long elastic strands of molasses. He could maybe use them as bungee cords, but what he is going to do instead is eat them with his vermin pals. 
Stay-Puft
Stay-Puft
My sona has to hide every now and then out of fear of copy-right claims when the forces of evil decide to turn him into a large Marshmallow mascot.
;w; stop it guys! Its an RP not a LARP.
Stunt(wo)man
;w; stop it guys! Its an RP not a LARP.
Stunt(wo)man
I can magically make people shorter. Axe? What axe? That's my magic wand!
Corn Syrup
Corn Syrup
With that power Spilo would just poi-... nah, you know what, enough with the unhealthy, overprocessed, high fructose, lower quality crap americans are consuming. If that power gives me absolute control over corn syrup, down to the atomic and even quantum level, then I would turn all corn syrup into actual cane sugar ;P
Skunk cabbage!
Skunk cabbage!
This skunk is now is able to create interactive fiction scenarios, including RPG and RPG-like games, in real life and even 'trap' people in them... be it for their displeasure or own enjoyment wink
Fat Ass
Fat Ass
My fursona is now capable of whisteling at anyplace and anytime which summons a slightly overweight Donkey! Walking would be faster, but it certainly isn't as stylish as riding on my fat ass!
Sudden fluffy hairgrowth
Sudden fluffy hairgrowth
Instead of portaling everywhere, Mambi now runs so fast he's virtually teleportation.
Alchemitic immunity! <mwahahahaaaa...>
Alchemitic immunity! <mwahahahaaaa...>
Spilo now has... well, alchemic immunity. Dunno why he'd need that, anytime he gets transformed into something else by potions or other means, he immediately turns back into skunk! :3
Skunk Spray! >:3
Skunk Spray! >:3
My eyes are now all seeing, with great providence, but only when it comes to spotting mustard that comes specifically from Dijon! How you may ask? Why, it's quite simple! By rubbing it into my eyes and seeing how mutch it burns :3 outch outch outch yep that one's certainly from Dijon!
The singing voice of a purple Hairstreak
The singing voice of a purple Hairstreak
I can now make giant apes a very poor-taste choice of decor, but can no longer tell the letters K and D apart.
Rub-a-Dub-Drubbing
Rub-a-Dub-Drubbing
I now make weird sentences whilst being hit or spanked :D
Laba daba ding dong! >w<
Waba waaaabaaa! OwO
Quaka moly poly ;w;
Excessive Eye Rolling
Laba daba ding dong! >w<
Waba waaaabaaa! OwO
Quaka moly poly ;w;
Excessive Eye Rolling