In My Pants

[Faust]

An oldy but a goody.

Post a well-known quote from a famous person, book, movie or song lyric, but add the words 'in my pants' to the end (or at some other appropriate point).

For example:

"The spice must flow in my pants."

 

[unknownaspect]

I don't mean to continue the theme but...

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration in my pants."

 

[Faust]

"The force is strong with this one in my pants!"

 

[unknownaspect]

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times in my pants"

 

[Faust]

"Get to the chopper in my pants!"

 

[unknownaspect]

"Everything else is just a toy in my pants"

 

[Tycho]

"Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall in my pants."

 

[Punji]

"Pride comes before the fall in my pants."

 

[Faust]

“If you can dream it, you can do it in my pants”

 

[Jack Foxtrot]

Soap trusted you in my pants
I thought I could too in my pants
So why in bloody hell in my pants
Does Makarov know you in my pants?

 

[Marius Merganser]

"Say hello to my little friend in my pants!"


(No, wait...)

 

[Jack Foxtrot]

"Say hello to my little friend in my pants!"


(No, wait...)

That just reminds me of a guy I saw who had a tattoo on his crotch that said "WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD" and I remember someone saying "isn't that label for small parts?"

 

[Jack Foxtrot]

But we can't expect God to do all the work in my pants

 

[unknownaspect]

Nobody tosses a dwarf in my pants

 

[Jack Foxtrot]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter in my pants

 

[Jack Foxtrot]

This thread reminds me a lot of this bit from the Grand Tour

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[Wuff-Wuff]

"There is no substitute for hard work in my pants."

Ooooh Edison, you're soooo~ demanding üwü I kind of like that.

 

[Faust]

"The world will be destroyed not by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything in their pants".

Albert Einstein

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I adore this thread Faust xD



"If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way in my pants."
- an inspirational quote for all of us who have seen too much Yiff (specifically yiff featuring horses).

 

[Faust]

I adore this thread Faust xD

I think you mean, "I adore this thread Faust in my pants".