In My Pants

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes in my pants.
Huh... so not everyone has the same technique.... interesting...



"I would rather share one lifetime with you in my pants than face all the ages of this world alone."

Jeez JRR Tolkien, like, what about my other attributes, like my personality and such! <///< soften me up a bit first, Christ!
 
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All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy, and great things in that which is small in my pants.

....Don't underestimate meh just because I am a smol ratto :P
Underestimates the rat anyways... by sitting on it

It's a smol skunko like meh who you shouldn't underestimate :P

Y'know, like the saying goes "Big things have small beginnings... in my pants"
 
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing in your pants."

Awww man, I wish Socrates would've told me earlier, before I let the thing in my pants do the thinking and started humping that cactus :'(
 
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I'm on my way, your lover,
If you get cold, yeah, I will be your cover,
Don't have to worry, 'cause I'm here,
No need to suffer, baby, 'cause I'm near,

Just hold on, I'm coming,
Hold on, I'm coming,
Hold on, I'm coming,
Hold on, I'm coming...
...in my pants.
 
I was alive and I waited, waited
I was alive and I waited for this
Right here, right now
there is no other place I want to be
Right here, right now
watching the world wake up from history in my pants.
 
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