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[Wuff-Wuff]

sniffs at the scent marking and pulls out the RAT-DOG-RAT SCENT DICTIONARY (it is very smelly)

Oh ^w^ Look Meta I'll teach you!

goes to @EndlessAnnoyance 's sofa and lifts leg

Look this means "I" and then this means "agree with" and look, this is how you write your name :D!

When I regain my hands, I'm going to go on a slapping spree! >:v

Wait owo weren't you originally a bunch of weird shapes?
Huh I guess you had a hand shape in the mix :3 I can't wait to get spanked, uh, I mean slapped!

 

[metatherat]

When I regain my hands, I'm going to go on a slapping spree! >:v

You can slap things with your smelly fox paw, why couldn't you! Or if not, at least you can boop :3

Oh ^w^ Look Meta I'll teach you!

goes to @EndlessAnnoyance 's sofa and lifts leg

Look this means "I" and then this means "agree with" and look, this is how you write your name :D!

sniffs rattentively
Oh, I see, I see! I can't scent mark in doggo though, I don't have the right sort of equipment. Unless....
writes "DOG PEE POTION" onto POTION IDEAS NOTES

 

[Marius Merganser]

Mammals are weird.

We birds primarily communicate with feather displays and screaming.

 

[Universe]

Hello

 

[metatherat]

We birds primarily communicate with feather displays and screaming.

Wouldn't liquid crystal displays have a better refresh rate...

Hello

Greeratnings :3
clings to your tail

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

sniffs rattentively
Oh, I see, I see! I can't scent mark in doggo though, I don't have the right sort of equipment. Unless....
writes "DOG PEE POTION" onto POTION IDEAS NOTES

Oh great :D here, you try writing it!
leads you to @EndlessAnnoyance dining room chair

Mammals are weird.

We birds primarily communicate with feather displays and screaming.

:3 and grooming

Hello

Hi Uni :3

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

Oh ^w^ Look Meta I'll teach you!

goes to @EndlessAnnoyance 's sofa and lifts leg

Look this means "I" and then this means "agree with" and look, this is how you write your name :D!

Why did all my stuff have to become the designated urination station!?

Wait owo weren't you originally a bunch of weird shapes?

As a mass of shapes, I was divine! All-powerful!
All ruined by a little rat bastard with a little vial!
All ruined by a magical skunk bastard with a little wand!

I can't wait to get spanked, uh, I mean slapped!

You degenerate...

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

You can slap things with your smelly fox paw, why couldn't you! Or if not, at least you can boop :3

It's not the sammmeee!

 

[metatherat]

Why did all my stuff have to become the designated urination station!?

It's not! We also pee everywhere else besides your stuff.

 

[Spilo]

All ruined by a little rat bastard with a little vial!

Whistles

Y'know, even though I was the one who did it, I'm glad my innocence still shines through! :P

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

Whistles

Y'know, even though I was the one who did it, I'm glad my innocence still shines through! :P

Oh, shit, yeah. I'm rusty, forgive me.

It must be my constant distress from the constant furry harassment. :v

 

[Joni]

What the heck is going on here

 

[Spilo]

What the heck is going on here

Bewbs

Or furry bullying xD

Whichever you think fits best

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Yeah Joni :3 we were bullyi- I mean teaching @EndlessAnnoyance the beauty of animal communication, you know, since he is a furry. Do you want to join? I think no one peed against his bed yet :D

 

[Joni]

Yeah Joni :3 we were bullyi- I mean teaching @EndlessAnnoyance the beauty of animal communication, you know, since he is a furry. Do you want to join? I think no one peed against his bed yet :D

Wouldn't peeing against his bed mark my territory? :V

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Wouldn't peeing against his bed mark my territory? :V

You could also just be telling him about your stress levels :3
What ever the case, I will sniff it!

 

[Joni]

You could also just be telling him about your stress levels :3
What ever the case, I will sniff it!

sniffs you instead

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

sniffs you instead

^w^ sniffs you back noticing an absence of fire

Oh I'm glad you finally got that fire put out :3 I was getting worried

 

[Joni]

^w^ sniffs you back noticing an absence of fire

Oh I'm glad you finally got that fire put out :3 I was getting worried

I'm always on fire, because I'm a hot dog :V

 

[metatherat]

What the heck is going on here

What? Nothing is going on here. When it comes to things happening, they aren't. This is just normal animal communication.
is peeing on @EndlessAnnoyance's leg

I'm always on fire, because I'm a hot dog :V

calls the fire depawrtment
Help, fire! Send a lot of firehouse dalmatians! With full bladders!