Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence

[EndlessAnnoyance]

I read that as delete!

We also offer this service.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

We also offer this service.

hides inside my cardboard box

 

[Spilo]

Oooooh I do love a good bit of Fart 'n' Roll :D!

Do you have "Toot-y-Fruity" in your repetoire? :3

The skunks of the skunk band try to play, but their 'tubas' are all out of sync today. However, that gets them the win for longest playing 'wind' instrument... at the cost of everyone passed out on the ground :P

Win!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ok, since no one is around I will just pick the win up off the table!
watches out for rolling boulders or flying poisonous spears as dramatic theme music plays on my exit

 

[metatherat]

Ok, since no one is around I will just pick the win up off the table!
watches out for rolling boulders or flying poisonous spears as dramatic theme music plays on my exit

as you walk through the exit, you see an anthropomorphic rolling boulder standing behind a little stall, on which is written "Rockroll's Flying Poisonous Spears Stall". Apparently he's having a 20% off sale on flying poisonous spears!

the dramatic theme music slowly fades as you stare at the stall

 

[Spilo]

"I'll take a couple of flying poisonous spears from your stock, please... and a win with them."

Gets win

 

[Bunny Lvr]

pops out of the spear sack with the win strapped to my back
Call me Spear Bunny!

 

[metatherat]

pops out of the spear sack with the win strapped to my back
Call me Spear Bunny!

Spear Bunny, can I have some yogurt? and also the win kthx :3

 

[Spilo]

Can I also have the yogurt and the win? Pretty please

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

Look at my new face. Am I not beautiful!?

 

[Spilo]

Look at my new face. Am I not beautiful!?

Oops, sorry, I was too distracted looking at my own butt. It's just too bootyful!!


Also win!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Oh yes! Everyone look at @EndlessAnnoyance 's face, or @Spilo 's butt ^w^ aren't they fantastical! Wonderful!

sneakily takes the win while everyone is distracted <w<

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

Oops, sorry, I was too distracted looking at my own butt. It's just too bootyful!!

Booty!? How inappropriate! Oh, my childlike innocence!

Oh yes! Everyone look at @EndlessAnnoyance 's face, or @Spilo 's butt ^w^ aren't they fantastical! Wonderful!

Aw shucks, you're too ki...

sneakily takes the win while everyone is distracted <w<

You little balls-licking bastard! >:((((((((

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You little balls-licking bastard! >:((((((((

So much for his childlike innocence :3

pets the baby fox

 

[metatherat]

Look at my new face. Am I not beautiful!?

Awww, you're a baby! Who's a cwute widdle fwawxywawxy, who! Is it you?? Is it YOOU??! Eaaaarghfgdölgdflgjdfölgjdlgjdflvöbvc

Oh yes! Everyone look at @EndlessAnnoyance 's face, or @Spilo 's butt ^w^ aren't they fantastical! Wonderful!

sneakily takes the win while everyone is distracted <w<

is staring into @Spilo's butthole
What are we looking at here?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

is staring into @Spilo's butthole
What are we looking at here?

pets the win

Yes my sweetums, you're mine thanks to all that distraction! Yes we will go far my dear and-

notices what you're doing

OwO you are a brave brave rat!

 

[metatherat]

gets the win somehow (maybe it fell out of @Spilo's butt, who knows)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

washes my hands profusely

....

still can't help but sniff them first

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

Awww, you're a baby! Who's a cwute widdle fwawxywawxy, who! Is it you?? Is it YOOU??! Eaaaarghfgdölgdflgjdfölgjdlgjdflvöbvc

How dare you! I'm, like, super serious! Do not mock me! Lest you draw my ire!

is staring into @Spilo's butthole
What are we looking at here?

...what the hell!? Why can't you people be normal! >:(

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

What do you mean @EndlessAnnoyance :O Meta is being totally normal, look!