You sunk my lifeboat! You black & white bastard! 
I'll see you in the International Court of Justice, for war crimes!
I'll see you in the International Court of Justice, for war crimes!
Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence
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It was in self-defense, you were threatening my fishing rights in my underground oceans.
Self defence!? As a Marmite hater, it is my right to put an end to all lifeforms that consume Marmite!
My right, I tell you!
My right, I tell you!
Heretic! How dare you defile the good name of Marmite and it's savoury goodness! I shall enjoy Marmite and toast as a celebration of my win!
Yeah! You guys are both totally right D:< this is outrageous! Don't let up with the fighting for your rights!
sneaks off with the win
^w^ uhuhuhuhuhuh
sneaks off with the win
^w^ uhuhuhuhuhuh
Ah, your true colors revealed!
I am being persecuted for my beliefs! I merely tried to do some murder, and now I am to be crucified!
I will cry to my father about this! He'll beat your dad in a fight!
gets the pop corn out
Oooooh :D this is getting good!
Oooooh :D this is getting good!
And I shall write a strongly worded letter to the manufacturer of yeast and beef extracts and inform them of this grave, GRAVE, intrusion upon my rights to eradicate the 50% who hate savoury, B-vitamin rich, substances. You can be assured that I shall use strong language, words with more than 8 letters too!
Words with more than 8 letters! Uuuuuh! OwO
looks over to EndessAnnoyance in anticipation
looks over to EndessAnnoyance in anticipation
Shit, man, 8? I can't even count that high...
Okay, my dad probably couldn't beat a whole manufacturer of yeast and beef extracts in a fight.
But!
I could do some domestic terrorism at it! I'd like to see you outsmart my whoopee cushion tricks! Mwuhahaha!
OwO holy christ! He's a menace! The unfathomable shame that comes with sitting on a whoopee cushion is unbareable! D:
Also is the old joke we once did still canon @EndlessAnnoyance ? That would mean I would have to go beat @unknownaspect 's dad
Whoopee cushion?! Ah, bugger! Is it a fart or is it the sound of a rubber novelty deliberately designed to make funny noises?! I cannot tell and this confuses me!
I was heading in that direction, I much prefer throwing others to the hounds.Also is the old joke we once did still canon @EndlessAnnoyance ? That would mean I would have to go beat @unknownaspect 's dad
Particularly when the subject is also a hound. :v
Bugger, indeed! Al-Qaeda ain't got nothin' on me! I serve a higher lord, the lord of funny & embarrassing noises!
Alright alright UoU I'll fight @unknownaspect s dad then.I was heading in that direction, I much prefer throwing others to the hounds.
Particularly when the subject is also a hound. :v
I mean :3 how hard can it be, right? My uncle Siegfried the Dachshund often told me stories of ....
Well you know what son! I think I'm aaaall out of cigarettes :'D I'll be back... sometime. You've got this champ, Daddy's proud :'3
Then I have no choice but to declare DEFCON 1. I shall play an mp3 recording of myself when I found out I was given marmalade on toast instead of a black pudding sandwich for breakfast. I assure you, such curses have been known to mildly annoy people! Heck, you may even get a headache!
But, but...! Last time you said that, I didn't see you for 7 years!!! Daddy no!!!
I am a manifestation of your greatest mild annoyances!
You won't be able to walk through all the upturned Lego bricks I'm going to throw on your floor! All the toilet seats I'll leave lifted up! All the breadcrumbs I'll scatter into your margarine!
Repent now, and you may earn forgiveness through servitude!
Oh don't go crying now son UoU I'm back already.But, but...! Last time you said that, I didn't see you for 7 years!!! Daddy no!!!
Yeah, I don't know where he got it from unknownaspect's dad, AncientMysteries. Probably from his mother UoU it's not like I treated him badly by vanishing for 7 years or something like that.
No! My yogurt! My cheese! My marmite! My cheesy marmite rolls!