Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence
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I hope they turn out to be beautiful babies Marius <3 we need more ducks! Good luck :D I'm roosting for you!
My ALCHEMICAL FOX-DETECTOR 3K MK. IV!! Why oh why did I write in the warranty terms that throwing it into the river voids the warranty?! :O
Oh thank Ninkilim. In that case, maybe the ALCHEMICAL FOX-DETECTOR 3K MK. IV is still good.
points the ALCHEMICAL FOX-DETECTOR 3K MK. IV at @Marius Merganser
Tiluliloo
Hmm, I see....
adds SECRETLY A FOX to MARIUS NOTES
owo Meta how do we know if Tiluliloo is actually the fox sound?
writes "tiluliloo is the fox sound" into the instruction booklet
shows instruction booklet
and there we go! all you had to do was write and then read the instructions :3
You don't need any sort of silly fancy machine to detect when a fox is a fox, that just sounds like effffooort.
All you need is your sense of smell! And foxes are very smelly creatures, even more so skunks!
Sniffs the air Phew, yes! We have one fox in here, and it's @Some Moron! :P :P
All you need is your sense of smell! And foxes are very smelly creatures, even more so skunks!
Sniffs the air Phew, yes! We have one fox in here, and it's @Some Moron! :P :P
knocks on the side of the ALCHEMICAL FOX-DETECTOR 3K MK. IV and points it at you
clunk-clonk
RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDINGDIDING, RIDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDINGDIDING
HAHEEHAHEAOHOU-HEE! HAHEEHAHEAHOU-HEE!
HATTEE-HATTEE-HATTE-HOU!
Spilo, I have news. According to what the ALCHEMICAL FOX-DETECTOR 3K MK. IV says, you are a fox.
Oh, right, I forgot to close my flask of 'FOX PHEROMONES' Closes it Sorry about that, I used it for stuff, eheh!
owo Meta how do we know if ... oh god...
RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDINGDIDING, RIDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDINGDIDING
HAHEEHAHEAOHOU-HEE! HAHEEHAHEAHOU-HEE!
HATTEE-HATTEE-HATTE-HOU!
is actually the fox sound?
RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDINGDIDING, RIDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDINGDIDING
HAHEEHAHEAOHOU-HEE! HAHEEHAHEAHOU-HEE!
HATTEE-HATTEE-HATTE-HOU!
is actually the fox sound?
looks up from writing feverishly into the instruction booklet
It certainly is, says so right here :3
taps instruction booklet with back of rat-hand
:3 oh wow, thank god you have that thing! Some folk around here might be Foxes >w>
Oh my! Spilo became even more sniffable :D!
....
Hang on, Flask owo did you just drink SomeMoron D:
Oh my! Spilo became even more sniffable :D!
....
Hang on, Flask owo did you just drink SomeMoron D:
I wish! Maybe that way we could attain his incredible and insanely powerful godly Moronic Powers :P
Watch out Spilo >w> I tried to battle his moronic powers before, but they're just so powerful! We might have to train first to be the vessel of such power!
leaves the fridge door open while listening to "Dare to be Stupid" by Weird Al
Ooh, what an intelligent move! With the fridge door open, us animals will have no trouble accessing the foodstuffs within, no matter how tiny our hands or how uselessly clumsy our paws are :O
all of the animals cluster around to praise your intellect
Oh god ;w; Fur-pals no! I was supposed to be a Moron!
leaves all windows and doors open
all of the birds in the fandom cluster around, praising your intellect for removing the dangerous flight hazards
Thanks, a skunk toot just needed to escape XD
Nooo D: my favourite skunk smell and bird praise! ... ehm... ehm!
throws a vat of yogurt into the air, making a huge mess
Nnngh >w>
makes all wood around the house wet so that rot might start sooner
Ehm ehm~?!
orders a ton of rare ceramic skunk statues with a random credit card I found lying around
throws a vat of yogurt into the air, making a huge mess
Nnngh >w>
makes all wood around the house wet so that rot might start sooner
Ehm ehm~?!
orders a ton of rare ceramic skunk statues with a random credit card I found lying around
....you are just fishing for praise now, aren't you :3
Well, you definitely deserve it! :3
many feral and anthro rodents scurry up and start licking the yogurt off the walls, floor, and us
funguspals give you the fungus frondguns
ceramic anthro skunkpals give you the ceramic skunk pawguns
"It's just so nice to have our unique sona trait acknowledged", one says tearfully