Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence

Picks up cell phone and dials.
Impersonates Emperor Palpatine.

"Hello? Forest moon of Endor? Change of plans. Set the shield generator to put the shield around the win instead of the Death Star....Yes, I'm sure!...Yeah, it'll be fine.... Okay, love you, too. Byeee"

Secures the win.
 
Picks up cell phone and dials.
Impersonates Emperor Palpatine.


"Hello? Forest moon of Endor? Change of plans. Set the shield generator to put the shield around the win instead of the Death Star....Yes, I'm sure!...Yeah, it'll be fine.... Okay, love you, too. Byeee"

Secures the win.
luckily for me, some cute fuzzy Ewok children, while having an adventure that teaches them the true value of friendship, happen to murder and eat the Empire soldiers and turn off the shield generator

yoink!
 
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Executes Order 67, 68, AND 69!
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nabs the win while you guys are in horny jail

Such a fate would certainly never happen to me! Nyahaaa!
slowly it dawns to you that since I had the win and I was in horny jail, in order to take it you have to be in horny jail, too
you look around and notice that the whole thread takes place in horny jail
 
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Hmmh, this is bad! I need to get to horny jail asap!

looks around but only finds 50 shades of grey lyring around

Gah D: the lack of finesse and details in who said what and how they said it is totally not hooooot!
 
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Awwww :'3 ok maybe we can. Look little chaos, this is Meta

picks you up and hands you to a chao

No, god, what are you doing to him D: Aaaah! Let him go you monster! Devil's spawn, that rat is precious to me! Ghaaaa!
 
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Awwww :'3 ok maybe we can. Look little chaos, this is Meta

picks you up and hands you to a chao

No, god, what are you doing to him D: Aaaah! Let him go you monster! Devil's spawn, that rat is precious to me! Ghaaaa!
Help! The yogurt he is feeding me is beet-flavored! :O
 
Wait owo how did you survive your DNA being spliced with it's o:

pokes

Was that a EMERGENCY RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION?

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Oh god save that Pig D: !
 
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