Oh god! I must be having a stroke! Hearts aren't supposed to talk into stethoscopes! Too... much... skunk...
: "Skunky Punky Stinky Pinky 
gosh being a Furry is the best"faints
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Am I that powerful? :O
Mmm, Disney always taught me that when someone falls into a deep slumber, they're woken back up by a kiss of their true love. So don't worry @Some Moron, maybe all you need is a kiss from a loving skunk <3
does the shaking fist thing in a steady rhythm
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!
remains unconscious, but now has a distinct aura of "don't you dare, you stinky bastard"
consults FOXAURA-RAT-FOXAURA DICTIONARY
Hmm, if I am reading this correctly, he said that he wants to mate with a bunch of eels that are in his hovercraft.
Oh right, I almost forgot!! Looks at @Some Moron, who is still lying unconscious on the ground He's still clearly unconscious and something must be done urgently!!
Okay, you give me no other other option
Puckers lips and kisses Some Moron... on the forehead
Okay, you give me no other other option
Puckers lips and kisses Some Moron... on the forehead
I guess, a skunk kiss can feel like all of that, and much more... So luckily the fox won't be short of those experiences thanks to my incredible skunky kiss full of LOVE! :3
assumes that the skunk kiss tastes like eels because you have been making out with a bunch of them
No, it has been face-huggers
I've heard they give awesome kisses, so awesome in fact, that they make you burst with love :P
When they said 'hearts' they did not mean it quite so literally :O
Oh my days, I'm dead for 30 minutes and you've already found a new disgusting topic? Oh dear! 
We thought you were merely unconscious :OOh my days, I'm dead for 30 minutes and you've already found a new disgusting topic? Oh dear!
Help! Doctor! Hospital :O
Some Moron!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!Oh my days, I'm dead for 30 minutes and you've already found a new disgusting topic? Oh dear!
MY KISS DID WORK!!! :D :D
Yay!!! Dances happily around you
Not literally! Geez! Do I look like a zombie to you!? >:v
This changes nothing! You... you're not my true love!
Well, you definitely smell like one though. No wait, it's actually just you, I remembered foxes are naturally musky, not to say stinky
I know! But at least I brought you back from the dead! :DThis changes nothing! You... you're not my true love!
You were dead, right? 'Cause why would anyone pretend to be unconscious, that's so silly :p
Silliness is always guaranteed 100%!
It goes hand in hand with furriness... as this THREAD makes it evident xP
Just normal furry things, y'know, nothing unusualwhat the hell is going on here
lifts hind leg and pees on the win to claim it