a modern military shooter developer prowls the edges of the field of traps, drooling profuselysets up antipersonal explosive traps around the ORIGINALITY before a major game dev ruins it
sets up for a turn based battle with windows 98 level graphicsa modern military shooter developer prowls the edges of the field of traps, drooling profusely
sets up for a turn based battle with windows 98 level graphics
tries to counter by making a classic roguelikeThe developer attacks with "Fortnite skin-aesthetics ripp off"
adds in playable spider tfee charactertries to counter by making a classic roguelike
with rodents
ooh!adds in playable spider tfee character
"technically the spider character was going to be change in a massive tech tree structure that reveals new paths and crosses out unpicked ones as you change"ooh!
adds a skill based character system instead of a class based one
creates an generated gore of them and gets a bot to send it to their familyOh no guys! I think we were wrong in being weary about the devs D:
The devs summon the board of directors, who are very concerned about how much money the original idea is going to make
Ooh! That's a great idea. Also,"technically the spider character was going to be change in a massive tech tree structure that reveals new paths and crosses out unpicked ones as you change"
unfortunately with the giant spider theme, the rat tech leaf becomes a branch about hunting and consuming rodentsOoh! That's a great idea. Also,
puts a branch called "RAT" into the tech tree
hmm.... what if the rats are also giant. And you can ride them! Or better yet, they can ride you! Now that's original. nodnodunfortunately with the giant spider theme, the rat tech leaf becomes a branch about hunting and consuming rodents
:(
waves and warns alpha to not install the "anti cheat" spywareMorning everyone Alpha activates wake up cycle
points out this isn't a p*** game, probably just to be safehmm.... what if the rats are also giant. And you can ride them! Or better yet, they can ride you! Now that's original. nodnod
Hello Uni :DMorning everyone Alpha activates wake up cycle
: "Mmmhh~ but what are some missing legs if we can make copius amounts of MONEEH! Quick! Change the skill tree to be merely STRENGTH, DEXTERITY, INTELLIGENCE and UNLOCK WITH NEXT GAME PASS SEASON!"creates an generated gore of them and gets a bot to send it to their family
also, this was what the explosives were for, some board members are going to be missing a leg soon
Sure it is, that's awesome. If it's not, let's make all the limbs have cute pawpads, that'll fix it. And it is super original!points out this isn't a p*** game, probably just to be safe
not sure if a game idea that had new limbs growing out of your body really is sfw though
pees on the SPIDER ARMOR DLCView attachment 9685: "Mmmhh~ but what are some missing legs if we can make copius amounts of MONEEH! Quick! Change the skill tree to be merely STRENGTH, DEXTERITY, INTELLIGENCE and UNLOCK WITH NEXT GAME PASS SEASON!"
enbeds a bitcoin miner in their serverHello Uni :D
View attachment 9685: "Mmmhh~ but what are some missing legs if we can make copius amounts of MONEEH! Quick! Change the skill tree to be merely STRENGTH, DEXTERITY, INTELLIGENCE and UNLOCK WITH NEXT GAME PASS SEASON!"
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