Wow, that is very fitting of me ;P ;P
Now
Since this new year is exactly the Year of the Horse, you are sentenced to being trapped in a pantomime horse with none other than me, a skunk, where you're the rear part
But it's not even year of the horse yet!! Neigh, sir, this will not stand!
Sentenced to feeding me new year's grapes
You are hereby sentenced to being fed SOUR grapes!! Take that, Aesop
Grrr! Sour grapes taste bad! Those are for foxes!!You are hereby sentenced to being fed SOUR grapes!! Take that, Aesop
But
Is that a neigh I hear? You just gave me a pawesome idea!But it's not even year of the horse yet!! Neigh, sir, this will not stand!
Your sentenced to being a horse for the rest of 2026 :P
You wouldn't dar...
Heh, I can work with it
Sentenced to chuckles HOP picking
Heyyyy! Not fair! That's, that's... ewwww!Sentenced to chuckles HOP picking
Well, then, you're sentenced to eating 1 ton of tomatoes! Horses like tomatoes, right? :P
also, fun fact, horses can't puke :P
Oh...I'll find a way...
Glares menacingly at ya
(Oooh, I had no idea!!
) Hey, you're taking @Bunny Lvr 's job! That's illegal!!
Fittingly, for that you're sentenced to performing as this poor overworked mascot!!
