Shower Thoughts
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Rather random but has there ever been a time in the Sonic universe where Eggman gets turned into a hedgehog? Would that cause insanity if so?
I'm so glad my nephew never asked me if a rabbit lays eggs when it comes to easter... I'd of had no clue what to tell him. I may of thought to tell him the easter bunny hired chickens to lay the eggs but given how twisted my nephew is... that may of been a bad idea in itself lol. My nephew used to joke about throwing people into volcanoes when he was grumpy growing up... now he's making admittedly crude, and at times lewd, jokes about the simplest of things... he'd probably of thought the rabbit was up to something rather than the idea he made chicken friends ^^;
<sniffles and moans> UGH I hate sickness!! We live in a planet divided...the macroworld where we live and the microscopic world where trillions upon trillions of life-and-death battles occur every minute, and our bodies are in a constant non-stop war against hundreds of distinct armies of enemies we can't even see.
Meanwhile we're fighting with each other, worried about some land and old oil. These microscopic armies are the TRUE enemy of humanity. ALL humanity!
<grabs his third box of tissues and rubs his achy sinuses> We as humans should pool all our resources that normally go into weapons and armies and instead direct the full force of science against these microscopic bastards. All of us working together to sterilize the surface of the planet, develop nanobots to kill all the ones that enter our systems, and actual measures to prevent and properly contain outbreaks of ANY sickness, not just the ones that can kill you. Humans can't accomplish shit if they can't move or breathe properly without pains and weakness overpowering them, yet we all just accept sickness like the weather...sucks but whatareyagnnnado?
What indeed? I say we fight back! <grabs sanitizer and starts rubbing it everywhere he sees...before falling back into his chair> Ok...maybe we can start the first assault after I get better...
Meanwhile we're fighting with each other, worried about some land and old oil. These microscopic armies are the TRUE enemy of humanity. ALL humanity!
<grabs his third box of tissues and rubs his achy sinuses> We as humans should pool all our resources that normally go into weapons and armies and instead direct the full force of science against these microscopic bastards. All of us working together to sterilize the surface of the planet, develop nanobots to kill all the ones that enter our systems, and actual measures to prevent and properly contain outbreaks of ANY sickness, not just the ones that can kill you. Humans can't accomplish shit if they can't move or breathe properly without pains and weakness overpowering them, yet we all just accept sickness like the weather...sucks but whatareyagnnnado?
What indeed? I say we fight back! <grabs sanitizer and starts rubbing it everywhere he sees...before falling back into his chair> Ok...maybe we can start the first assault after I get better...
If female Shining armor is named Gleaming Shield then what's Cadance's name when male? Yeah idk why but I had this randomly cross my mind at the weirdest time
Whelp, there goes that rumored ability to digest vegetables you claim humans have.
And our immune systems. (Yes, seriously, our bodies don't fight that battle alone - we recruit allies from the microbiome constantly. I forget all of the places where.)
And the process that makes beer.
And the soil quality that'd help weed and catnip grow.
And I'm probably just scratching the surface of what favorable things come out of the microbiome. I tried to imagine a world without it - it took less time than my typical showers for me to realize it just isn't happening. We're coexisting with them whether we like it or not.
