NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Faust]

Granted! I have a rescue owl bear you can have, his parents got killed by hunters - not sure if it was bear hunters or owl hunters - anyway, he's only a cublet, you can grow up together, share special bonding moments, become best friends forever, it'll be lovely! I'll just go get him for you. I took him to that orphanage over there.... OH POOP!

I wish for more secure, monster-proof orphanages.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! It turns out, tho, that the real monsters were the kids in the monster-proof orphanage... no, not because they're monstrous physically or straight up murderers, no, but because they put milk first before the cereal. Poor owlbear

I wish for milk flavored cereal! :D

 

[Faust]

Granted! And I've taken the liberty of pouring on some cereal-flavoured milk!

I wish my big toes could extend to a length of forty metres!