NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

This is the Internet. It already does.

Butt that's the kick of this thread. To get the monkey's paw... what fun would there be in not getting your wish twisted :P
(Oops, I just mentioned butts.. argh, and I did it again. Oh butts! Oops, sorry again :3)

I wish for a better job.

Granted! Your job is sooo good, you don't want to do anything else in your life! Everybody sees this and decides to enter your job too! Now, nobody wants to leave their job, thus nobody spends money on anything, and so the entire economy crashes... Congratulations, your wish destroyed capitalism

I wish the weekend lasted three days.

 

[Faust]

I wish the weekend lasted three days.

Granted! But the working week now lasts ten.

I wish for a giant beautiful marble state of me looking awesome to be erected in my home town.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the working week now lasts ten.

I wish for a giant beautiful marble state of me looking awesome to be erected in my home town.

Granted! An entire state, in the shape you looking awesome? That's, PRETTY BIG & HEAVY don't you think? Oh well, don't complain once you and your home town get crushed when.. I let it fall snaps

Oof! I wish Faust's marble state became the most popular world attraction, way more so than the Great Wall of China

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! An entire state, in the shape you looking awesome? That's, PRETTY BIG & HEAVY don't you think? Oh well, don't complain once you and your home town get crushed when.. I let it fall snaps

Oof! I wish Faust's marble state became the most popular world attraction, way more so than the Great Wall of China

Granted! But that's because it became a rouge state and started a war with everyone else, so it's very popular now with the presence of all the world's armies

I wish weast was a real direction

 

[Faust]

My autocorrect is getting worse, isn't it? @Ravofox's isn't much better ('Rouge' state?)

Granted! Weast is now a direction, but if you go that way, it's full of Japanese country-and-western singers, sushi-burgers, Nagasaki Hoedowns and Buddhist cowboys. It's... a bit of a mess.

I love the Corrupted Wish thread, but I wish it loved me back.

 

[Ravofox]

My autocorrect is getting worse, isn't it? @Ravofox's isn't much better ('Rouge' state?)

Ooof
She is a bat, tho

Granted! Weast is now a direction, but if you go that way, it's full of Japanese country-and-western singers, sushi-burgers, Nagasaki Hoedowns and Buddhist cowboys. It's... a bit of a mess.

So... California?

I love the Corrupted Wish thread, but I wish it loved me back.

Granted, but it's a massive yandere!!

I wish the corrupted wish thread was convicted for its corruption! This impunity has lasted far too long!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but in it's place pops up 5 more but not as funny

I wish I had never left

 

[metatherat]

Okay, but you get super fired because you spent all of your time being an online bunny :3

I wish I had cooked these sausages a bit longer

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But 99.99% of the sausages becomes charred, like, literally charcoal. Should have cooked a bit less :P

I wish raccoons had smelly feet

 

[Ravofox]

Granted, but because of their famous washing skills, this is only briefly

I wish that I could draw my characters more consistently

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Now all your characters always come out looking kinda crappy, but hey at least it's consistent! What, not the consistency you're looking for? :P Grumbles and crosses arms So hard to please

I wish skeumorphism and good software UX were back in town, baby!

 

[Faust]

Granted! Unfortunately, it's SO skeumorphic that now every icon looks like a lump of rock. Fortunately this goes down well with the Caveman demographic, and phone sales spike in Bedrock. Yabadabadoo!

I wish for a yummy gummy in my tummy.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted, but it's accompanied by the sound of disembodied late 1960s voices singing 'yummy yummy yummy I've got gummy in my tummy', yikes!!

I wish the cartoon Zip Zip was more well known!!

 

[RhosSalix]

Granted. Some hipsters start saying they knew it BEFORE a popular video game put an easter egg about it in their hubworld. Zip Zip gets known about as that thing that they heard about once in the video game and forever gets put in the Demon Souls bin of "people claim to like this for the pretense of it."

I wish I could summon small objects at will into my hand so I never lose my keys again.

 

[Faust]

Granted, but you don't have the ability to unsummon them, so they're stuck in your hand forever.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, you can! Thanks to the Butterfly effect! Don't flap those wings too much dear Faust! You might cause a tornado somewhere else in the distant or near future.... who knows! But it was your doing.

I wish I could see Faust flappedy flapping around with his wings :3 trying to cause tornados!

 

[Spilo]

Granted! @Faust blows off your house. Oops!

I wish the dog had his house back ;-;

 

[Faust]

Granted!



Oopsie!

I wish they'd got the slippers right in 'the Wizard of Oz' movie. They're supposed to be silver.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted, but we can't see that they're that colour because the entire movie remained in sepia tone!!

I wish we found out where the red brick road went.