NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but all this vampire behaviour around horses forever keeps the possibility out of reach that a horse joins this forum, something greatly desired by many (probably due to horse back riding being so fun and no other reasons :3)

I wish there was an active Mule on the forum!

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but he turns out to be like a mega incel nazi, and all he does is spout phrases and talking points he learned off Twitter.

I wish that the active Mule found furriness in his heart and stopped acting like a damn chatbot.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But before the mule does that or even before he arrives to the forums, you get fined for illegal horse neck blood drinking and also loses all the prey's trust who point at him and say "OMG Predation :O"

Once @metatherat is thrown into jail the new resident mule arrives, safe from blood drinkers like that evil rat

I wish furries were furrier

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but now all we post is "uwu"

I wish we could Arooooo too

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but all we do is Aroooooo and say
Scooby Dooby Dooooo

I wish I had some Scooby Snacks

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the pawlice arrest you for the possession of bakery that includes very special butter, calling you a dirty hippy!

I wish I had a secret stash of scooby snacks :3 duuude