NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

This is the Internet. It already does.

Butt that's the kick of this thread. To get the monkey's paw... what fun would there be in not getting your wish twisted :P
(Oops, I just mentioned butts.. argh, and I did it again. Oh butts! Oops, sorry again :3)

I wish for a better job.

Granted! Your job is sooo good, you don't want to do anything else in your life! Everybody sees this and decides to enter your job too! Now, nobody wants to leave their job, thus nobody spends money on anything, and so the entire economy crashes... Congratulations, your wish destroyed capitalism

I wish the weekend lasted three days.

 

[Faust]

I wish the weekend lasted three days.

Granted! But the working week now lasts ten.

I wish for a giant beautiful marble state of me looking awesome to be erected in my home town.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the working week now lasts ten.

I wish for a giant beautiful marble state of me looking awesome to be erected in my home town.

Granted! An entire state, in the shape you looking awesome? That's, PRETTY BIG & HEAVY don't you think? Oh well, don't complain once you and your home town get crushed when.. I let it fall snaps

Oof! I wish Faust's marble state became the most popular world attraction, way more so than the Great Wall of China

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! An entire state, in the shape you looking awesome? That's, PRETTY BIG & HEAVY don't you think? Oh well, don't complain once you and your home town get crushed when.. I let it fall snaps

Oof! I wish Faust's marble state became the most popular world attraction, way more so than the Great Wall of China

Granted! But that's because it became a rouge state and started a war with everyone else, so it's very popular now with the presence of all the world's armies

I wish weast was a real direction

 

[Faust]

My autocorrect is getting worse, isn't it? @Ravofox's isn't much better ('Rouge' state?)

Granted! Weast is now a direction, but if you go that way, it's full of Japanese country-and-western singers, sushi-burgers, Nagasaki Hoedowns and Buddhist cowboys. It's... a bit of a mess.

I love the Corrupted Wish thread, but I wish it loved me back.

 

[Ravofox]

My autocorrect is getting worse, isn't it? @Ravofox's isn't much better ('Rouge' state?)

Ooof
She is a bat, tho

Granted! Weast is now a direction, but if you go that way, it's full of Japanese country-and-western singers, sushi-burgers, Nagasaki Hoedowns and Buddhist cowboys. It's... a bit of a mess.

So... California?

I love the Corrupted Wish thread, but I wish it loved me back.

Granted, but it's a massive yandere!!

I wish the corrupted wish thread was convicted for its corruption! This impunity has lasted far too long!