NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Ever read 'Twilight'? Vampires sparkle, right? Good. Now gimme that neck! NOM!!!

I wish for some ketchup to spice up this rabbit neck.

Granted, but you are deathly allergic to ketchup

I wish I had sonar

 

[Universe]

Granted but you see stuff you wish you could unsee
I wish I worked for the OWCA

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but it's Otters Washing Cars Everywhere so all you do is wash cars all say

I wish I had a pet otter

 

[Universe]

Granted but he’s a secret agent

I wish I worked for the Organization without a cool acronym.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now it's just one letter: Ă

I wish I could do voice impersonations

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you can! But mimicking vocal folds generating vibration that propagates as an acoustic wave gains you many strange looks from the other animals.

I wish more Disney movies featured a rodent burlesque.

 

[Faust]

Not satisfied with Timone dressing in drag and doing the hula? Fine! But the rodents are capybaras and they are not elegant. More of a burly-esque, amiright?

I wish for a large bar of gold bullion.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the gold bull-lion is like "who took my candy bar?! OAOOAARRRGGHH!! HYAAAGGHH!! BROLOLOLOLOLO" and you are like o no.

I wish the burly-esque capybaras knew how much I admire them :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

They do, so much in fact they kidnap you and make you their king

I wish I had a throne

 

[metatherat]

Granted, and it's mine! I'm abdicating, all this kingly responsibility is very unratty :O

I wish you good luck in governing over the capybara burlesque kingdom.

 

[Yakamaru]

Wh- Wish granted. The capybara burns down in flames because no one have arms. >:

I wish for a very, very meaty surprise.

 

[Faust]

Granted! All your food is underdone. Enjoy your surprise E.Coli infection!

I wish for a special heads-up display that discretely warns me what everybody's pronouns are.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but it also adds everyones special unique sona traits and kinks too, cluttering your vision with magical rainbow sprouting dicks and super lengthy lore.

I wish to be able to forget certain things on command.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you also end up forgetting how to forget, ending in a loop, just like Jormungandr.

I wish for a giant can of worms.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but they give people an excuse, thanks to metaphors, to talk about niche interests that you find very hard to get into!

I wish I could talk about the history of harmony in western music with Yakamaru!

 

[metatherat]

Granted! But the talk about the history of harmony in western music with Yakamaru contains potassium benzoate.

I wish I had a bucketful of cheese.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But before you knew it, a bunch of punk skunks ate it.

I wish everyone had a bucket of popcorn

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the kernels won't pop

I wish I could have pyrotechnics

 

[Faust]

Granted! All your technicians are pyromaniacs. They burn down your house.

I wish for a horse to ride.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but you get battcused for drinking blood straight from his neck.

I wish this horse neck blood I am drinking was mint-flavored.