NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the first night you sleep on it yousuddenly desire a firm bed

I wish I could ride in a race car

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted:


I wish I had a coin to make it more exciting!

 

[Punji]

Granted, too bad it takes three quarters.

I wish I had a nice fluffy birthday cake with vanilla icing!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but there are rats inside enjoying the warm middle

I wish I had a helicopter

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but some people resent being transformed into whirling cops.

I wish the government assigned everyone a fursona at birth.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but the we all pretend to be normal humans

I wish I could be invisible

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but then no one can ever see your panties again!

I wish I knew if it was Punji birthday today

 

[Universe]

Granted but every second he ages

I wish I had friends that liked me for me

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but you already had them, so you wasted a wish :3

I wish all of the government-assigned fursonas had a cool unique sona trait.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are are bureaucrats

I wish I did not lose my toenail

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you now know exactly where your toenail is. It's not all that helpful, really.

I wish all the bureauc-rats got some delicious yogurt, and that we could watch them eat it with their rat-mouths :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but your rat mouth will never taste yogurt again

I wish I had some coffee waiting for me when I wake up

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the anthro coffee is waiting for you specifically to collect a debt you owe to the mob.

I wish someone with an anthro coffee sona joined FurryPile

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are always hot sweating all over while leaving coffee cup rings wherever they sit

I wish for some glow in the dark teeth

 

[Faust]

Granted! Here they come, attached to a not-glow-in-the-dark, very hungry panther! It's kinda worse 'cause you can only see him at night when he smiles...

I wish for a Deck of Many Things™

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, so get so many things you get overwhelmed and sit in the corner crying

I wish for a trampoline

 

[Faust]

Granted! You are repeatedly harassed by Mr Seamus O'Line, an itinerant hobo.

I wish for a waffle iron

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now all your clothes have tiny squares

I wish for a bell

 

[Universe]

Granted but it never stops ringing

I wish for a magic lamp

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the magic it casts is RAT TRANSFORMATION.

I too wish for a RAT TRANSFORMATION LAMP :3