NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[metatherat]

Granted, aaaand now the whole thread smells of bunny pee.

I wish I was more capable of deducing bunny scent markings, it's like a foreign language.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you are now bad at deducing other languages, often ending up in misunderstandings.

What the hell did you say about my sister??

I wish for a universal translator.

 

[Faust]

Granted! You now know exactly what the universe is saying. Turns out it's bugger all because the universe isn't sentient. Guess all those hippies were wrong, who'd'a thunk?

I wish for a mighty gauntlet to attach these infinity st... I mean cheap plastic fake gemstones to.

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! You are given the gauntlet and once you place the stone it reads your mind and determines your greatest desire, CORRECTLY interpreting that your desire was to finally have the gauntlet, it instantly disappears and reappears so you can have it once more. The new gauntlet then reads your mind and determines your greatest desire, CORRECTLY interpreting that your desire was to finally have the gauntlet, it instantly disappears and.....forever and ever and ever......

I wish I could move things with my mind...

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but "things" are marshmallows

I wish we could be here at the same time

 

[Mambi]

Granted! <we meet face to face...a plexiglass wall between us as you visit me in my padded cell>

I wish I could travel anywhere instantly.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but you are always 5 minutes too late

I wish I could travel the world

 

[Mambi]

Granted, but you are ALSO five minutes late for everything. Serves you right for cursing me before hanging out together! <sticks out toungue>

I wish I could live in any environment.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you aquire the hiccups each time you adapt

I wish I could sculp sand

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but the sand sculptures always end up sentient and creating meaningful bonds with you, when suddenly... the ocean ;w;

I wish the ocean wasn't trickling down my cheek :'3 no shush you, it's not tears

 

[metatherat]

Granted! In a lucky development, that was not the ocean to begin with, but rat urine :3

I wish Wuff-Wuff's forehead was even softer :3

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the rat urine trickling down wasn't rat urine, nor the ocean, but actually skunk urine

I wish people got another extra wish

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Uh I am lucky today ^w^ ...
I mean ewwww urine!

Granted! But the extra wish gets even more corrupted and lacks urine.

Edit: I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish something just now and thus didn't make my enjoyment of urine so obvious.

 

[metatherat]

Granted! Unfortunately, what you wished for was a giant vat of urine. Everyone looks at you suspiciously.

I wish I had a vat of everyone's milk, instead, milk being the tastier liquid.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, everyone takes some milk out of their fridge and pours it into a vat, making things super mundane and unsexy :(

I wish I could have a vat of everyones cream! :D hehey dairy products... hmm... why does it still sound odd?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but you now become lactose intolerant

I wish the color silver tasted like the color red

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but now colours only make sense in taste for you now D:

I wish I had furry friends like snow white who would help with the chores and sing songs with me :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but it's speed metal and you pass out from the intense pace

I wish I could own a blimp

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but it crashes into Lenago's house every time you try to fly it due to laws of the universe.

I wish I had the amazig fluffy skunktail 9000 mk IV

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you do! But a day after you get it, they release the amazig fluffy skunktail 9000 mk V, which is vastly more efficient and powerful :O

I wish @Wuff-Wuff got a good price for his current tail when he sells it used to replace it with a more advanced version.