NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but there's no manual with the newer version, just a stupid QR code thingie and I'm not using that! Na-Ah! Totally no-

I wish I had a bath of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish detergent :'3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you lose your desire to lick your...... Self

I wish my eyes would stop burning

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but this really sets back my plans for my new alchemical bunny eye-powered combustion engine.

I wish my food was cooked already

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Don't worry Meta ^w^ I'll cook for you! I even got a few recipes from Spilo: beet soufflé, hmmh or here beet pizza :3 sounds great

I wish I could have a cute apron on

 

[metatherat]

You can but it is too cute! You end up with all of us cuddling you playfully and none of the food ever gets made.

I wish we had a huge communal ANIMAL KIBBLE DISPENSER, right here!

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but the genie thought "Kibble" was a name of an actual animal, so now it's going to have to sit there and dispense very unpleasant smells and the occasional snort. Without pay. >:

I wish for a very, very, VERY house.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Grsnt D, but it's @Lenago house, and it falls apart every day

I wish I could go boating

 

[Mambi]

Granted! <you find yourself face-first between a set of a stripper skunkette's tits...ohhh, you meant 'boating like...oopsie! <giggle>

I wish I could visit the time of the dinosaurs.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the dinosaurs travel to your time and missed each other

I wish I could have apple juice

 

[metatherat]

You can! But before you can drink it, a giant time-traveling dinosaur steps on the skunk burlesque theater you are in, causing the juice box to fall on the filthy floor :O

I wish I could visit the time of the alien space dinosaurs.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But in the time of the alien space dinosaurs, rats and all rodents are used as seats by these giants, and get squished under their dinosaur butts!

Oh, looks like you just got sat on by a giant alien space dinosaur! :O

I wish bunny got her apple juice back!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but a shocked burlesque skunk sprayed on it when it hit the ground prior!

I wish the skunk recovers well from the shock :3

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the skunk sprays you afterwards.

I wish people turned into their sonas irl

 

[Bunny Lvr]

I can't corrupt that, we'd have so much fun!

I wish I could sleep.less and pile more

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the downtime when people are busy and not furrying it up is agonising! :(

I wish we could all live together in a Furry block :3 each their own little apartment

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but we all end up all living in one apartment and the landlord kicks us out for too many shenanigans

I wish I had a big bowl of cereal

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but it's booger flavored.

I wish @Bunny Lvr wasn't at work so I could fuck her.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but she is so tired she sleeps through it

I wish I could fuck at work

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted but she is so tired she sleeps through it

I wish I could fuck at work.

Granted, but now all your coworkers want to fuck you.

I wish I could fuck in school. I'm in an 18-21 program, btw.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now all your coworkers want to fuck you.

I wish I could fuck in school. I'm in an 18-21 program, btw.

Granted, but it's with your clothes on and in the dark

I wish I could breathe fire