NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted! Mr. T and Witches... Witches that look like Mr. T... now that's an interesting and novel concept for a Disney series!!

I wish teleportation was real and was a mainstream way of travel

Granted, but everything is now upside down

I wish I could see thunder

 

[Faust]

Granted. You accidentally spill his drink in a bar.



I wish everyone knew what a nice chap I really am.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Wish not granted: already exists!

I wish world hunger didn't exist.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, the world hunger has been updated to INTERSTELLAR HUNGER :O

I wish the space between stellar objects was less hungry :O

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Granted, now the stellar objects in question are hungry, so they eat people.

I wish @Spilo had no stink producing glands.

 

[metatherat]

Granted! However, they now produce beet juice instead. Yucksy beet

I wish someone came up for a productive and sensible use for beet juice that does not involve drinking the horrible stuff.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, you're now a beet addict living in a run down beet apartment shooting beet

I wish @metatherat wasn't addicted to beet

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Granted, he's now a crackhead instead. At least the word is gender neutral, so it's less offensive :P

I put in Mountain Dew Doritos (look them up, it's disgusting)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Not really a wish....

I wish I could go there

 

[Faust]

Granted, I guess? Welcome to the Mountain of Dew Doritos. So... I suppose you're stuck on the top of this huge stone cliff with nothing to eat but soggy tortilla chips. They're soggy because of the, like, dew? Does that make sense?

I wish I had magical command over all insects!

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Granted, but... the insects are always teenage, so they only listen half the time.

I wish for infinite frogs!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are plush

I wish for a plush version of everyfur here

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Granted, but they have those creepy doll eyes that are realistic and blink when you tilt them.

I wish for a body pillow of @SQWEK . (sorry buddy, but you're mine now! hope your room-mates are okay with it!)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's so small it's useless

I wish for no more headaches

 

[Faust]

Granted! Voila! No more head!

I wish for somewhere to hang this head I just 'obtained'.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Granted. Your head falls off and a roll of duct tape appears, but you can't see it because you're now headless. Good luck!

I wish for @Faust to magically have a head again.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but unfortunately his newly-owned head is currently being stored by his bank in a safety deposit box :O

I wish for me to also have a delicious bat head :3

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But I ate it :P

I wish Luffy already found the One Piece, kehehe

 

[metatherat]

Granted! But it turns out that the real treasure was the friends he made along the way. What a gyp! Who will pay his credit card bill now >:O

I wish that everyone who reads this wish now had a new sona trait: a credit card bill, a bill that constantly generates credit cards.

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED!! <you are given the power to summon the mystical bill, and using it a duck appears that keeps coughing up card after card until you see several at your feet. Just as you move to hose them off for collection, the police arrive and arrest you for possession of several stolen missing credit cards...as the duck silently slips away whistling innocently...>

I wish everyone could experience the joys of being smol and cuddly and sickningly adorably cute in a nice fluffy hugpile of looooove.