To get deep in and clean that grunge.
For under fur is turning purple... <snickers knowingly>
For under fur is turning purple... <snickers knowingly>
dirtier than a horse's curple! (I win!)
How's that for a use of words?
(Sorry, Bunny, I had the appropriate word and had to use it!)
@unknownaspect has word skills like Charlemagne!
For rhyming purple's hard, like orange.
(for real, nice one on "curple"!!! <bows in linguistic respect>)
For rhyming purple's hard, like orange.
(for real, nice one on "curple"!!! <bows in linguistic respect>)
I can try, but it'll just add more cringe
which I'll read 10 years later with much regret
which I'll read 10 years later with much regret
For then I'll find myself beset
By Grammar-Nazis with Lugers drawn,
By Grammar-Nazis with Lugers drawn,
Fires brighter than the might of Helios.
I knew I should have paid attention to English class,
I knew I should have paid attention to English class,
Did the lad behind distract you by slapping your ass?
I've a nasty feeling that might have been me.
I've a nasty feeling that might have been me.
Oh crap, they know, you'd better flee!
For ass is hot, but slaps be earned...
For ass is hot, but slaps be earned...
A snicker heard, a whip goes CRACK.
A leather outfit, fully black.
You regret now that fateful smack!
Is it too late to take it back?
...for one offended wants revenge,
A leather outfit, fully black.
You regret now that fateful smack!
Is it too late to take it back?
...for one offended wants revenge,
and a bucket of KFC, eaten at Stonehenge.
Behold! A muddy fox!
Behold! A muddy fox!
For foxes generally favor a bone.
Gaily the badger skipped along,
Gaily the badger skipped along,
Oh no! She's summoned Dracula!
He thought she was saying 'Bleh bleh bleh'
He thought she was saying 'Bleh bleh bleh'