The FurryPile Poem

[Faust]

He was, but couldn't abide the smell.

Hotel Transylvania's infested with skunks!

 

[Mambi]

They snuck in dressed up as some monks.

But the strong scent did them reveal,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Causing them not to enjoy their meal

Of which the skunks did finish

 

[unknownaspect]

And the food did diminish,

under the bite of the skunks, most ravenous,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

The rats, how they did cuss

No food did remain

 

[unknownaspect]

Though the undressed salad was held in distain.

Better to hide the cheese and the dairy,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

We'll bribe the fairy

Dairy she'll bring in copious amounts

 

[unknownaspect]

A task she soon surmounts,

more beet yogurt than the world consumes!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Now we can resume

Eating the regular yogurt

 

[unknownaspect]

Just be careful eating near that boggart.

I think I prefer to eat some cheese,

 

[Chad Firepaws]

But you cannot, as it's all for meese


I'll be booed for the rhyme, and I do not care

 

[unknownaspect]

That rhyming is driving me spare!

That was clearly an out for a challenge given,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

From rhyming pleasure is deriven

But in the river we must bathe

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Until we're clean and well behaved

For cheesy rhymes are all quite sticky

 

[Bunny Lvr]

As long as the canines are not ticky

We can rest and not scratch

 

[unknownaspect]

for a plan for poetry we must hatch.

But foam on fur will clear those pests,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Then as the moon crests

Things that go bump in the night

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Will surely make us, with delight

Write poetry that is kind of "thirsty"

 

[unknownaspect]

with a ravenous hunger, with no mercy.

There is unfiltered passion in those eyes,

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

While something else points to the skies

I'm sure we won't regret what we wrote!