The FurryPile Poem

[Faust]

Just wait while he consults the runes.

The DJ's a viking, all burly and hairy

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Who simply goes by Jerry

The lights blink, the fog rolls

 

[Faust]

Jerry's eyes burn bright like living coals,

He holds aloft his battle-axe

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Attracting all the women with big racks

Causing the animals to congregate

 

[Mambi]

All "tensions" they'll alleviate., <wink>

And though the pile will last all night,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fall asleep some might,

Whereas others will never doze

 

[unknownaspect]

doing...you know...with who they chose.

Afterall, the night's still young,

 

[Faust]

And everyone is highly strung

But others still will just chill out

 

[unknownaspect]

while a badger stands up to shout,

"who on earth did steal me cheese?!"

 

[Spilo]

The skunk who likes to mess with furs and tease

A stinky skunk

 

[Faust]

A total punk

He's out there hiding in the trees,

So grab some pitchforks, grab some rocks,

 

[unknownaspect]

grab some oil and pull on your....socks!

The forest lights up, it's an insane rave!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I want to party here 'til I reach my grave!

But ponder not about death's grip yet

 

[metatherat]

Let's grip each others' butts instead.

And dance madly through the night

 

[unknownaspect]

just don't let that rat out of sight!

We cheer and shout and cry and bellow,

 

[Faust]

"He really is a charming fellow",

But try and keep him off the snacks

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Lenago has written books in stacks

Of issues that will else ensue

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Look closely, you will see a clue,
Of the board game I'm not talking

 

[MooseHorns237]

Hear that? That's Moosemallow walking,

Over to the forest party Viking

 

[unknownaspect]

doing drinking, archery and biking.

Another comes to join our merry ways,