The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Universe]

Got booped too hard

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Carried me to the hospital

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Came to bring us all "get well soon" flowers

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For carpal tunnel (you know why)

 

[metatherat]

Got run over by a carpal

 

[Spilo]

Got sucked into a tunnel full of beating hands

 

[metatherat]

Was beat off by the tunnel of beating hands until excessively dry.

 

[Spilo]

Also got beat off by the tunnel of... wait, I just rembered about the castration thing from the bitey hamster situation, so I guess you can't cum :P

Hmm, yeah, you went to the hospital because you couldn't ejaculate

 

[metatherat]

You went to the hospital to admire my ability to ejaculate wildly once the doctors there un-castrated me

 

[Spilo]

Watches your ability to ejaculate wildly completely fail, as the doctors somehow managed to mess up the surgery

Observes a tiny drop come out of your spleen instead

You went back to the hospital for a second surgery :P

 

[Marius Merganser]

Won an old-timey slot machine jackpot. Got buried in coins.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

To git some of those coins out of his pockets

 

[lightwo]

Got squished under something big, blue and fluffy as it was rolling on the ground for no apparent reason. :>

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For becoming instantly addicted to the pile and forgot to eat or drink and is severely dehydrated

 

[metatherat]

Cocci.
...The rabbit fashion designer. He ran you over with his car.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For getting his tail cut off with a butcher knife

 

[metatherat]

Came to admire my new RAT TAIL 4K MK. II after the hospital attached it :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For physical tail therapy

 

[metatherat]

Also went in to get a new rat-tail after witnessing my new rat-tail :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Became rat-tail-quality-inspector