For winning a skunk competition. (Your fur got so smelly that everyone insisted you go de-scent it)
For eating too much yogurt-flavored cheese (or cheese-flavored yogurt ?)
For eating a little of the yogurt-flavored cheese. I was planning to eat that yogurt-flavored cheese, so I bit you in the ankle in a bout of indignant ratty fury. Sowwy :(
For biting me ankle ! Bad rat ! >:c
At least not my tail
While you were being bitten by @metatherat, a random standoffish hamster noticed his exposed ankle and bit it for no reason at all other than hamster furious aggressiveness.
You, you went to the hospital to visit a recovering Meta :P
You, you went to the hospital to visit a recovering Meta :P
why am I getting international hate from all rodents, elephants' lives matter too y'know
you stayed in a perfume shop for too long, either you passed out cuz of the scent or the shopkeeper super-smash KO'd you (lol)
you stayed in a perfume shop for too long, either you passed out cuz of the scent or the shopkeeper super-smash KO'd you (lol)
Got bit by hamster megastars Hamtaro and Bijou at a Hollywood gala. Those bitey hamsters are so mean >:I
The Hospital TV from which you watched @PC Master Race get bitten at the Hollywood gala, which was directly above your recovering ankle, fell off.
Ouch! That'll be another month of recovery
Ouch! That'll be another month of recovery
Another hospital TV fell on top of you, and you were not even at the hospital :O
eerie theremin
...we should sue.
eerie theremin
...we should sue.
enough with rodents biting me already lol
and you're in the hospital to pay for my hospital fee because my lawyer said so at the court >:v
And you're at the hospital because the skunk hitmen I secretly hired sprayed you :P
I'm already at a hospital, bitten and still recovering ! what more do you want from me ??? (lol)
(( so I was writing "you're at the hospital for", when I see the prompt "replace with copilot", basically an AI tool, so I tried it, and here's the result... ))
in other words, that's what you deserve >:v
(( so I was writing "you're at the hospital for", when I see the prompt "replace with copilot", basically an AI tool, so I tried it, and here's the result... ))
in other words, that's what you deserve >:v
Took too big an "eggplant" up the ass. Despite shouts in a very, very drunken state "I CAN TAKE IT, JIM!".
Got injured during the filming of said scene (and also drunk)
Did NOT get bitten by a rodent. Instead, got bitten by a.... uh, an octopus, yes.
Couldn't save meta, and had me flopped over them instead. Heard some murmurs about liking it despite the back pain. o3o