Goddamn those toiletsFor trying to multiply by joining the mile high club and got stuck in the suction toilet
For being sober and witnessing reality while not drunk for more than 0.1 secondFor literally thinking you could handle something super heavy. Your thoughts ended up being too heavy for you and you ended up flopping face first onto the floor.
Sat on a bottle and lodged it inside himStepped on a lego piece that resembles a vodka bottle
Sat on a bottle and lodged it inside him
So I sat on a bottle and then ate it, got it (thanks I hate it)Tried to eat said vodka bottle.
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