For literally thinking you could handle something super heavy. Your thoughts ended up being too heavy for you and you ended up flopping face first onto the floor.
Goddamn those toilets
For being sober and witnessing reality while not drunk for more than 0.1 second
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Recovering from the toilet, but with a blue stained eggplant
I'm sorry what (lol)
Getting a critical fail against opponent player's nat-20 vicious mockery
Getting a critical fail against opponent player's nat-20 vicious mockery
Oh that's some fighting words... lol
Wasn't chad enough
Wasn't chad enough
Stepped on a lego piece that resembles a vodka bottle
Sat on a bottle and lodged it inside him
So I sat on a bottle and then ate it, got it (thanks I hate it)
@Bunny Lvr not forklift certified
@Yakamaru forklift certificate expired
Got ran over by a forklift, twice
Attempted to run over an elephant with a forklift, twice
You're in the same room as me..... Forklift room
Had a forklift tip over your bed in the forklift room.... maybe having a forklift room in the hospital was a bad idea....