Got stuck halfway through your own portal
Accidentally flopped your trunk over your pointy tusk. Owow :O
Gave rat fingerguns after someone said "Fireworks, more like, Firatworks am I right?" while holding a box of fireworks and accidentally brushing one of your fingers nails against the box at such a speed that it caused a spark.
Was found entangled in said butt fluff as they removed it.
Oh hey Meta :D hello <waves> what were you doing back there?
Oh hey Meta :D hello <waves> what were you doing back there?
Got a little too ambitious and now the extra-thick carrot's "stuck".
Driving the Zamboni that ran over me. You got out to check on me but forgot to put it in park and it ran you over
Hosted an INTERNATIONAL FURRY NASCAR RACE, didn't realise we were all pretty crap at driving; me myself having uncontrollable zoomies.
Had to pay many visits begging not to be sued.
Had to pay many visits begging not to be sued.
Went to Wimbledon and was unable to resist chasing the tennis ball. Took a racquet to the face.
Bringing @Wuff-Wuff the tennis ball as a souvenir
Ate a of @Lenago toast and got shot with the death ray
Wondered if vore might be something for him. Found out the dangers they never tell you about!