Wandered to the wrong part of the fandom and was sat on by Morbidly, Ridiculously Obese Sonic.
Carrying his new cactus home, but dropped it.
Tried to catch it.
Tried to catch it.
Decided to try and have a physical relationship with an anthro cactus.
Tried to sell her poop as a breakfast cereal, didn't consider the indignant customers readiness to use physical violence.
Thought she could handle the advanced appendices of the Kama Sutra.
To visit alm his clumsy furpals who have been smashed, flattened, poked, exploded, run over, vomited on, pooped on, peed on, bitten, fallen, and so much more.
Lost the race against the tortoise and thus got smashed/flattened/poked/exploded/ran over/bitten/fallen on/etc as a result
Also lost against the tortoise. Unfortunately, it was russian roulette :O
goddamn that peanut
Got hired as a stunt double in Tom and Jerry movies, and had to dye fur brown
Got hired as a stunt double in Tom and Jerry movies, and had to dye fur brown
Got cast for the role of Dumbo, which had a lot of saftey measurements put into place to make sure the flying scene's were safe, sadly the rodent cast as Timothy found another peanut up your trunk and tried to get it!
Goddamn that other peanut
got cast for Bolt
en.wikipedia.org
but got piled on by other animals (mostly dogs) during the filming
got cast for Bolt
Bolt (2008 film) - Wikipedia
Got buried under a pile of cast bolts :O
omg a blacksmithing accident :O
omg a blacksmithing accident :O
I am proud of you and hate you at the same time for that pun
Tried cooking like in Ratatouille but only used yogurt, now in hospital to deal with mad and madly sick customers
Tried cooking like in Ratatouille but only used yogurt, now in hospital to deal with mad and madly sick customers
Ate some of my yogurt steak with yogurt sauce and came to the hospital to beg me for the recipe (it's "yogurt")