Tried to wear high-heels for next top model, fell off the cat-walk because it's for cats only
Wore too big of panties and they fell down wrapping around her ankles and tripped her
That'll teach me to wear things not for taurs...
Was right in front of me when I fell down face first, but refused to move (dunno why~)
Was right in front of me when I fell down face first, but refused to move (dunno why~)
Oversized panties caught a gust of wind and caused her to take flight, with rough landing.
Was going to dig a new Sett, could've sworn the chosen place was not labelled as a "Taur landing site"
Duck season. (You were wearing a duck fursuit)
Tried making said fursuit, but the small size made it so fiddly, that you accidentally sewed into your elephant paw! D:
(I resepect the craft though :3)
(I resepect the craft though :3)
Severe static electric shock!
I told you not to rub the fabrics like that!
I told you not to rub the fabrics like that!
MY PAW ! YOUCH !! How could you Wuffy ! I trusted you !!
Attempted electric boogaloo challenge by poking a fork inside an electric socket
Forgot to switch off the power from the fusebox before attempting to recover the badger's body.
Got an electrocuted elephant flopping on top of you
Sorry Jin D: I don't make the rules; I follow dog barks ^w^
Got overrun by scientists wanting to know how many volts you got and if the shock changed any of your behaviour! (Clearly ignoring the fact that you don't normally live in a hospital)
Electrocution goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The shock makes me act like a dog, and now you're not safe from an elephant-sized dog...
The shock makes me act like a dog, and now you're not safe from an elephant-sized dog...
Fleas. That's what you get when you act like a dog :O
(You also get a cute collar)
(You also get a cute collar)
Ate yogurt 3652 years past its expiration date
Concussion, via the head of that mallet detaching from the handle.
Snoot too pointy. (it was so attractive that everyone wanted to stroke it, and you ran into the hospital to get away)
Still in the hospital recovering after a filming session of being stunt double in the newest Tom & Jerry, especially because the brown fur dye was for MICE, not RATS