Sprained a leg when running the PC Master Race.
(Wait! That's not what the term means?!)
(Wait! That's not what the term means?!)
Money overdose. The doctors had to remove some or she was in danger of becoming able to afford their services in the future.
Impossible, I've had a 20-year inoculation. It's called a 'mortgage'.
You... er... saw a mouse, jumped into the arms of the nearest person and squished them flat like in the cartoons. You're just bringing them in to be re-inflated.
Ooh! Pachydermophobia! Controversial!
You don't understand ! That mouse was trying to peanut my trunk again !
My jump was too much it did AOE damage and you got hit as well...
indignantly shows RAT LICENSE
As for you, you wandered into the money overdose ward and accidentally got inflated. Making you big and round. Also your money is now worth less.
Peed on a bench to mark it. The hospital then asked you to help with comparing their performance metrics with other hospitals.
Euthanasia.
Yes, apparently he met a youth in Asia, and they were feeling a bit under the weather, so he brought them home to enjoy the wonderful health system and thereby recover completely.
Yes, apparently he met a youth in Asia, and they were feeling a bit under the weather, so he brought them home to enjoy the wonderful health system and thereby recover completely.
Went to an Ozzy Osborne concert and ....
had a few drinks too many! Deary me, luckily no pump was needed and all it took was some water and some sleep in the hospital bed.
had a few drinks too many! Deary me, luckily no pump was needed and all it took was some water and some sleep in the hospital bed.
Got a peanut up his nose... can't imagine why...
Got up in an anthro peanut's nose. spooky theremin
now that's ironic
now that's ironic
Got TF'd against their will into an animal they don't like, let's say hamster, thanks to a potion thrown their way.
Now that's actually ironic
Now that's actually ironic
Attacked by Alanis Morissette for badmouthing her lyrics.
Got really into Metal and was transformed into an iron skunk.
Now that is ironic!
EDIT: oop, snyped. Well, you also got transformed into an iron skunk for no sensible reason.
That's extra ironic. and stuff.
Now that is ironic!
EDIT: oop, snyped. Well, you also got transformed into an iron skunk for no sensible reason.
That's extra ironic. and stuff.
Oh indubitably... LOOK OUT!
SPANG
I guess Alanis was still in earshot. That microphone stand really packs a punch, huh?
Slept "Head Over Feet", Alanis is now getting rather indignant.
He's sneaking from bed to bed Awakening Americans. Oh yeah, he's definitely Ablaze. Are You Still Mad, Big Sur? Their Diagnosis was Comfort, not a Jagged Little Pill! I was hoping to be your Guru, because I think you need the Human Touch. Now just wait there while I call Sister Blister to assist ya into a Straightjacket.
(How many can you spot?)
(How many can you spot?)
Recovering from a "Klingon-style" yiffing session with a few furries from the 'Con.