The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Bunny Lvr]

Had to give me a ride

 

[PC Master Race]

Got allergic from the shampoo I used to clean my chest and passed out while still in my chest thanks I hate it

 

[Faust]

Arms fell off. All six of them.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was under the arms that fell off

ACHOO!!

 

[PC Master Race]

Is now in the hospital with me (and in my chest because why not right ?) while I have my arms treated...

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Went to the next room with me stuck to your chest to have my arms checked

 

[metatherat]

In British English, a chest is synonymous with trunk.
So you got stuck in @PC Master Race's trunk. nodnod

 

[PC Master Race]

Had to eat yogurt mixed with cat food due to losing truth-or-dare, and now having identity crisis

 

[Faust]

In British English, a chest is synonymous with trunk.

In American English, 'trunk' is synonymous with 'compartment in the back of the car'.
So now @PC Master Race has got a tyre iron stuck up there too after a mix-up with a careless motorist.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Got his wing shut in the trunk flying in to visit @PC Master Race

 

[Marius Merganser]

Frozen yogurt induced brain freeze.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was attached by his bill and a certain bunny's lips to a black kitty's ass

 

[metatherat]

Apparently, some kind of a human centipede situation. Except with animals :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was ran over by a bunny on a roomba

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Crashed the roomba into a table and spilled the jelly beans.

 

[Faust]

Fished out of the river in a sack with a brick in it, where he'd been thrown by HEARTLESS MONSTERS.

Recovering well, almost ready for adoption.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Sadly forgot to take out his ear protection after attending a "well fed and not hungry Ozzy Osbourne" concert. Flew into a tree.

Luckily resulted in only a small bump on the head :3

 

[PC Master Race]

Got tail chomped on for asking me to stop playing video games and be more productive >:c
If I stop playing, people's tail get chomped on, father >:v

 

[Faust]

Carpel tunnel from too many video games. That'll teach you to use three joypads at once.

 

[PC Master Race]

Worth it

Forgot to turn on inverted camera before playing Sonic games, got severe motion sickness