Went to the Shark Tank
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To pitch underwear business
But ended up in an actual shark tank, goodness !
Shark Tank - Wikipedia
But ended up in an actual shark tank, goodness !
Wanted to see my new underwear line and ended up in the shark tank with me!
goddamn sexy bunny cake-
AHEM-
managed to avoid sharks by hiding inside my chest because why not right but now stuck again
Because she was fighting the paramedics trying to take me off her chest and they sedated her
I know you want me here
Was such a good boy that his belly went bald from all the belly scratches, so he's in hospital for a follicle transplant.
Attempted a stunt double role for Bugs Bunny but mispronounced "Doc" as "Dog", and the actor wasn't very happy about that-
Realised the exam was actually a 3-hour written test on the history of paving stones. Doctors do not recommend more than 1 hour of boredom a day.
Got caught giving me the answers, broke your leg trying to get away
The teacher was the old timey sort that liked to use the ruler on cheating students' fingers. This time he accidentally reached for a random hammer that was lying around.
Keeled over from shock when the ruler that the teacher liked to use turned out to be Queen Victoria
(Oh FFS xD)
Was told by an anthro dragon you would look great with scales.
Got one of these dropped on your head in an attempt to figure out if it was true:
Was told by an anthro dragon you would look great with scales.
Got one of these dropped on your head in an attempt to figure out if it was true: