Tried to make the mother of all omelets
Got wrong eggs
Ended up being the mother of a lot of smol geese
Hiding in hospital to avoid angry geese
Got wrong eggs
Ended up being the mother of a lot of smol geese
Hiding in hospital to avoid angry geese
Also got the wrong eggs, ate a Fabergé egg omelette.
Was inside said Fabergé egg when I ate it no wonder it tasted like yogurt
Tried smelting yogurt and got a spurt of hot yogurt in the eye :O
omg a blacksmithing accident :O
omg a blacksmithing accident :O
Realised a half-blind badger is liable to wildly swing a blacksmith's hammer around.
Flailing around blindely, accidentally stubbed the badger toe on the amboss, causing a reaction of letting go of the hammer, which fell onto the OTHER badger toe D:
got piled on by a big taur
dad, stop going to get the milk ! I told you it's not safe D:<
dad, stop going to get the milk ! I told you it's not safe D:<
Taur got lept upon by a badger! I better hold on tight!
Came along, riding on Jin's back, as she carried me to the hospital XwX
Got delivered to the hospital via the Jin Express! That will be £20!
Each of you owe me 20, but don't have enough money to pay so got ye tail chomped as a result >:v
Outch >w< hey! Milk is expensive, ok?
Didn't realise that @unknownaspect was wearing a Metal Tail Casing-Accessoire
Didn't realise that @unknownaspect was wearing a Metal Tail Casing-Accessoire
Old badger knights of medieval England were known for wearing riveted mail tail covers to protect their most fluffy tails.
I ordered one far to long for my short badger tail and the excess length sadly swung around at high speeds as I turned to face an upset taur. I've never seen a waffle pattern bruise on a doggy before, sorry!
I ordered one far to long for my short badger tail and the excess length sadly swung around at high speeds as I turned to face an upset taur. I've never seen a waffle pattern bruise on a doggy before, sorry!
Excessively heavy tail plate armor for a tail too short is definitely the reason badgy is in hospital now...
Tried wearing the heavy badger plate armour. You need a squire!