The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[PC Master Race]

Tried putting the heavy badger plate armor on me
Ye too smol !

 

[Universe]

Got hit by a hot gold ingot

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ate my cat's meds, now meows

 

[Universe]

Ate my cat's meds, now meows

Got slapped

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Has space poison ivy

 

[Universe]

Got a serious space wedgie

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Flying over @unknownaspect birthday cake and blowing out her candles......verrrry unhappy badger

 

[Marius Merganser]

Bird strike

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Bunny love

 

[PC Master Race]

Bird strike

Played Angry Bird too much, forgot anger management class...

Bunny love

Got boar-hugged too tight !

 

[Frank Gulotta]

An internet virus

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

2nd degree burns (still fine though, nothing some after sun can't fix)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Tripped and fell into a hole while walking and texting

 

[Universe]

Got booped really hard

 

[unknownaspect]

Suffering from Saturday night fever, on the wrong day too!

 

[Universe]

Threw their back out

 

[unknownaspect]

Collided with falling badger.

 

[PC Master Race]

And collided with a certain taur, and a certain @Bunny Lvr rabbit...
We're trying to have a date here, do you mind ? >:c

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was collided into by a careless badger and got candle wax all over her lap

 

[Universe]

Got booped