The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Faust]

The Skunk Wars have begun. Drafted into the infantry, young private Spilo made the lethal mistake of saying 'I can't wait for the skunk wars to be over so I can go and see my dear old mum, tell my wife I love her, play with my kids and start a farm.'

 

[Spilo]

Giggles And that's what the anti-skunk enemy line got wrong, for Spilo the skunk is more gay than anything and would rather not have offspring. Believing in that expertly fabricated lie proved fatal for the enemy at some point, thus putting an end the Skunk Wars. Faust would read the news on the local newspaper, but wound up cutting his finger on the paper somehow and which prompted a quick visit to the hospital (for a bandaid)

 

[Yakamaru]

Screeched with his echolocation one too many times in the canned food aisle. :p

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[Faust]

Screeched with his echolocation one too many times in the canned food aisle. :p

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Accidentally gave skunks echolocation abilities using his amazing superpower, Retcon!

In vengeance, the cartoonist drew him getting punched in the face by Wolverine.

 

[Mambi]

Went a little batty getting lost while trying to filter out the skunk's constant unfocused echos.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Unknowingly challenged the tickle fight champion to a tickle fight

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Took a break from the FurryPile for a while, which resulted in nobody taking care of the fires that seem to always happen (especially around Lenago's house)
Literally burned out, but now in hospital with thank you flowers

 

[unknownaspect]

Decided to trick or treat early, amongst the burn out and exhaustion wards....

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Played an old british educational game and fainted after a game over screen!

 

[metatherat]

Got confused for a fellow cultist by a bunch of cowled cultists and taken to a cult meeting. Nearly died!! of boredom (all they talked about was some religion crap)

 

[Faust]

Getting his halloween bat costume removed. You're not supposed to glue the wings on!

 

[metatherat]

Also went to get his halloween bat costume removed. Was not wearing a costume.

 

[Spilo]

Got his halloween rat costume removed after getting his halloween bat costume removed and... that wasn't a costume.

 

[Faust]

Got a job as a news reporter and was assigned to investigate the recent rash of catastrophic surgical errors at the hospital.

 

[Yakamaru]

Someone misheard you and decided to deck you.

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[unknownaspect]

Your deck caught fire, and paramedics misheard.

 

[metatherat]

You are melting. Melting. Oh what a world.

 

[Spilo]

Coronavirus... Ooo so spooky , ooooo

(Yeah, i know, suuuper original, right? no)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

The venus fly trap just looked a little bit tooooo tasty >w<

 

[metatherat]

Ghostbusters.