The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Chad Firepaws]

Made a wrong turn trying to get to the rat convention and wound up at the cat convention

 

[Spilo]

Fell into a manhole while delivering a pizza, and instead of finding rats or ninja turtles, were met by a buncha sewer skunks

Uh oh!

 

[metatherat]

Got shot with a laser rifle by an anthro warthog, because there were no anthro ninja turtles to stop him :O

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Was invited to an "All you can eat Cheese Buffet" by the hospitable Chrysopsinae family :3

 

[metatherat]

Chased a stick into an alley filled with aggressive anthro sticks. They were in a gang or something :O

 

[Mambi]

Got stuck in a pipe trying to sneak into the yogurt factory.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Got wrestled to the ground a bit too roughly by the PAWLICE because they found a pipe on you .... a pipe filled with CATNIP :O!!!!

 

[Yakamaru]

Wuffed one too many times. In a no-wuff zone. :>

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Got caught in a fandom war

 

[UnknownAspect]

Posted an unpopular opinion in a fan forum.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Drank way too much Port!

 

[UnknownAspect]

Tried to mark a wasp's nest as his territory.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Took a job as a door to door salesperson

 

[UnknownAspect]

Got sold dodgy household goods!

 

[metatherat]

Dug too deep. Ai ai! A balrog! :O

 

[Spilo]

Watched too much skibidi brainrot

 

[UnknownAspect]

Spent too long stood on hot sand.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Eeny meeny miny moe,
caught a tiger by the toe
now to the hospital you'll go
cause cats are dangerous y'know!

 

[metatherat]

Curiosity.

(hi there it's nice to see you around) :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Was feeling a bit under the weather (Get well soon Meta!!)