The super massive and written in ALL CAPS Biology Book fell from the shelve and hit your toe D:
Stole yogurt from a penthouse, ran to the roof to enjoy it, loved it so much he closed his eyes and swooned with glee...and tripped off the ledge falling off the roof, landing smack between the feral starving pack of dogs and cats hissing and snarling at each other in the alleyway.
Joined a bunch of feral dogs and cats that were playfully licking and petting a rat that had fallen between them. Ended up petting the rat so much and so hard that you sprained your cat-wrist 
Accidentally forgot that he was no longer a bat.
Walked into a tree while squeaking around in the dark.
Walked into a tree while squeaking around in the dark.
Accidentally forgot he was no longer a ghost doggo.
Went inside a creepy abandoned hospital to try and haunt it
Went inside a creepy abandoned hospital to try and haunt it
Got a papercut, needed immediate surgery because paper is bigger than rats are
What kind of house rules for rock paper scissors are these? Obviously rats would beat paper, we chew that stuff right up!
You got bitten by an indignant rat who accused you of cheating at rock-paper-scissors :I
You got bitten by an indignant rat who accused you of cheating at rock-paper-scissors :I
Got his ankle chewed off by a rat, as it's usual of rat culture: biting ankles of innocent people, including their own kind
Pinned too hard to the ground by an playful scawwy animawl
(I told you to never forget the safeword smh)
(I told you to never forget the safeword smh)
Was the unfortunate Guinea pig in my experiment to find out how much poke can a rat belly take
E, I was a guinea pig? :O
well, you got a sprained paw.... from when the pawlice was arresting you for engaging in RODENT TRANSFORMATION without a license >:I
well, you got a sprained paw.... from when the pawlice was arresting you for engaging in RODENT TRANSFORMATION without a license >:I
You got involved into SKUNK TRANSFORMATION shenanigans, turning into one yourself, and when you decided to test out your new glands, you sprayed yourself right in the face! Ouch! :(
Meanwhile, you got your tail broken when the pawlice was arresting you for engaging in MEPHITID TRANSFORMATION
without a license either (I was the mephitid who was transformed, howfunnyisthat)
without a license either (I was the mephitid who was transformed, howfunnyisthat)
