You being a horny bunny resulted in a media circus after a tabloid reporter suggested that you were a jackalope. Went to the hospital to get a DNA test to hopefully put a stop to the nonsense.
Got the NEW YEAR NOT-RAT YEAR coming down on you like skyfall ; better luck next time~
fur your infurmation, for me every year is year of the rat!
And as for you, you got some rat-year ambition stuck in the trunk (it's very mysterious).
And as for you, you got some rat-year ambition stuck in the trunk (it's very mysterious).
Was mistaken as a capybara plushy at the supermarket
Was in a fierce fight with a bear trying to catch tuna !
Got one of the 12 New Year's grapes stuck in their trunk... For the 5th consecutive year
Wanted to try the spraying thing, too (you were in a chemically altered state, it felt like a good idea at the time). Had to go the hospital for an emergency cat-butt wash.
Examination for the discoloration of their butthole flaps
WAIT. WRONG PATIENT!
WAIT. WRONG PATIENT!
Tried to attack a skunk
For the 1000th time, when you attack a skunk, DON'T do it from the back sheeesh
For the 1000th time, when you attack a skunk, DON'T do it from the back sheeesh
Underestimated my smell tolerance (Licking your clothes clean might prevent germs but it does little for the odor)
Wow, stimky
Had to get an emergency wash, and I mean a deep washing, both from outside and inside :P
Enrolled in that new research program 'Find Out Why Animals Smell', backed by Skunk Nation and skunk scientists, as a test subject.
