The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

Stole yogurt from a penthouse, ran to the roof to enjoy it, loved it so much he closed his eyes and swooned with glee...and tripped off the ledge falling off the roof, landing smack between the feral starving pack of dogs and cats hissing and snarling at each other in the alleyway.
 
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Joined a bunch of feral dogs and cats that were playfully licking and petting a rat that had fallen between them. Ended up petting the rat so much and so hard that you sprained your cat-wrist 😮
 
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Accidentally forgot he was no longer a ghost doggo.
Went inside a creepy abandoned hospital to try and haunt it 😮
 
What kind of house rules for rock paper scissors are these? Obviously rats would beat paper, we chew that stuff right up!

You got bitten by an indignant rat who accused you of cheating at rock-paper-scissors :I
 
Got his ankle chewed off by a rat, as it's usual of rat culture: biting ankles of innocent people, including their own kind
 
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Got BIT IN THE ANKLE by an angry rat for suggesting that rats meanly bite the ankles of- wait a minute :O
 
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(I told you to never forget the safeword smh)
Is it "safe"?

Also, you had an encounter with this guy:
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E, I was a guinea pig? :O
well, you got a sprained paw.... from when the pawlice was arresting you for engaging in RODENT TRANSFORMATION without a license >:I
 
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You got involved into SKUNK TRANSFORMATION shenanigans, turning into one yourself, and when you decided to test out your new glands, you sprayed yourself right in the face! Ouch! :(
 
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You also got a sprained paw from when the pawlice was arresting you for engaging in RODENT TRANSFORMATION without a license (I was the rodent who was transformed, dontchaknow)
 
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Meanwhile, you got your tail broken when the pawlice was arresting you for engaging in MEPHITID TRANSFORMATION🦨 without a license either (I was the mephitid who was transformed, howfunnyisthat)
 
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