The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Spilo]

Found out Spilo is a super common but terrible species of skunk that shouldn't exist in our timeline because it's a mistake, and so they hunted him down like in those old cartoons

Too bad they forgot skunks spray

 

[metatherat]

After getting caught, was taken by some very smelly hunters to the hospital to get fitted with some snug anti-spraying rubber pants.

 

[Spilo]

I dunnoe, got caught by a tribe of skunks, who all spanked and sprayed him for stealing one of their foods.

 

[Spilo]

Fell of a cliff

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Happened to land on me and now we share a hospital room

:D hello Spilo! How's the broken legs? Outch my spine!

 

[Universe]

Fell on my fangs sorry about that

 

[unknownaspect]

Itchy wing syndrome

 

[Spilo]

Found out that Spilo is a rare kind of skunk species, classified as critically endangered on the IUCN Animal Threat Category List, and had to write a very very long report on why Lenago had to keep his pantry as is, which caused and aches.

There, I did! Apparently I have to do these things myself, because otherwise others won't talk about me in such a good light, thus treating me like second rate. Did you know my species of skunk is actually a rare one? No? Well that's because no one cares for me that much, and would rather go with the rat :V

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Goes to the hospital to cheer up everyone just by showing up and saying hi

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Jumped for joy and landed un-joyfully

 

[unknownaspect]

Hat was too tight on the head, it cannot be removed by hand.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Inhaled too much dirt while digging

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Ate a gone off pizza

 

[unknownaspect]

Entered the blue raspberry void and needs a comfy hospital bed to recover from the stressful day.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Gave scientists at CERN, who also pretty much live under ground and thus have never heard of the beverage company "Prime", a silly idea and was too close to their blue raspberry collider.

 

[MooseHorns237]

Your mind split in half trying to figure out what the blue raspberry collider and void even was

 

[metatherat]

Collided into some blue raspberries while deep in thought.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Chewed the wires of the large blue raspberry collider in a rather awkward moment.

 

[unknownaspect]

Worn out chasing Meta

 

[metatherat]

Burrowed into an underground river, an underground lava flow, and an underground crypt filled with wights.