Tried to hug a cactus
Got slapped by a cactus that was a bit angry because it once was a badger and wanted to stay one.
Got tickled by a cactus
Fell into an endless cycle of writing about cactus related accidents that befell others.
Wrote self-aware and witty comments about cactus
The cactus did it in the kitchen with the lead pipe.
Sustained an injury during an amorous interlude with an anthro lead pipe.
Hand aches, due to writing about the events in the kitchen.
Found out that Meta is a rare kind of rat spiecies, classified as critically endangered on the IUCN Animal Threat Category List, and had to write a very very long report on why Lenago had to keep his pantry as is, which caused and aches.
Stabs himself
Goes to hospital
Goes to hospital
wonders how that resulted in @Wuff-Wuff going to the hospital
As for you, you went to the hospital because there was a cake raffle in the cafeteria. (The stab wound had already been treated before, in a different, better hospital that does not have to rely on cake raffles in order to remain in operation)
Wonders how will I even be related to someone's journey to the hospital here, in a way that speaks greatly of me and puts me in a good light
I mean, yeah, I dunno, I guess he slipped on a cube of ice?
I mean, yeah, I dunno, I guess he slipped on a cube of ice?