The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Spilo]

The button makes a literal taco bell, a bell which summons tacos when rung :O

I would ring the hell out of that TACO BELL!

Yeeeeessss!!!! Tacooooss!

The button plays the movie Nacho Libre on a giant projector in the sky

Oh, frick, that's one of my favorite Jack Black movies!! XD XD

The button, uh, the buttons gives everyone one, no, TWO, elotes or corn in the cobs! With cheese, sour cream, and everything!

 

[metatherat]

The button causes a huge nacho to fall from the sky :O

 

[Spilo]

The button makes it rain nacho cheese!!

 

[metatherat]

The button activates the windshield wipers of an airliner

 

[Spilo]

The button punts you to the stratosphere >:3

 

[Ravofox]

The button punts you to the stratosphere >:3

The button yeets you into the thermosphere! Real nice view up there

 

[Spilo]

The button yeets you into the thermosphere! Real nice view up there

Mhmmm it sure is, nice and hot sips my piña colada and adjusts my sunglasses what, that's not why it's called thermosphere?

the button

the button moons you :P

 

[Ravofox]

Mhmmm it sure is, nice and hot sips my piña colada and adjusts my sunglasses what, that's not why it's called thermosphere?

Chuckles

the button

the button moons you :P

The button gets out a paddle and spanks itself

 

[Spilo]

The button gets out a paddle and spanks itself

How naughty! I bet that button is a fox in soul ;P

the button emits excited fox noises after being spank-pressed!

 

[metatherat]

The button causes me to fall out of a cupboard :O

 

[Spilo]

The button causes you to fall into my couch just as I'm about to sit

 

[metatherat]

The button transforms both the couch and your butt into rats :P

 

[Spilo]

The button transforms both your butt and your tail into skunks :P

Oh, wow, where did these two skunks, and half a rat, come from? :P

 

[metatherat]

The button transforms the skunks and half-me into a whole rat :O
...Well, that was a waste of everyone's time :P

 

[Spilo]

The button transforms the whole rat into a skunk, and makes it TWO
Hhmm a waste of time indeed hmm :P

 

[metatherat]

The button transforms all skunks present, itself, and the abstract concept of time, and the hmm into rats :P

 

[Spilo]

Good thing this button I pressed accidentally transforms EVERYTHING into skunks, and by everything I mean all concepts of existence, including time and space, into skunks... that are smelly

 

[sleepy kitty]

The button releases 50 bottles of Gas-X.

 

[Spilo]

The button releases 50 bottles of Gas-X.

Is that related to the Chemical X in any way whatsoever :O

Oh, well, the button gives us all Powerpuff Girls powers :3

 

[sleepy kitty]

Lol

The button releases 100 clones of Mojo Jojo