The Vending Machine Mk. II

[metatherat]

Out comes Punky Skunk, the popular videogame character, who wants to try to use the spray in his fight against polluting corporations.

I insert a "digging claws" powerup, which gives digging claws to whichever rebellious anti-industry animal hero that picks it up.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get the cage from 1984 in which rats can be viewed from very close up! It's very nice and certainly not a warning by some industry!

I insert the bat from Ferngully to end pollution!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Pepe Le Pue

Inserts a gravel road

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a car that falls into the ditch where the gravel road used to be.

I insert a note addressed to an animal hero whose chosen task is to protect the city's infrastructure: "Help us, Infrastructure Impala, a gravel road has been stolen".

 

[Yakamaru]

Out pops a note saying "k".

I insert a giant poptart the size of a house.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out pops a gingerbread sub division with the stolen gravel road

I insert a toll booth

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a ridiculous amount of inefficiency.

I insert another, more strongly worded letter addressed to Infrastructure Impala, telling them to get off their butt and help us, we are suffering over here.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You reveive an offical Infrastructure Impala letter, with his signature letter head, that reads

"Dear Mr. Rat,

K

Yours sincerely,
Infrastructure Impala"

I insert a gnawed toll gate.

 

[metatherat]

Out come a bunch of jubilant taxpayers who no longer need to pay for the upkeep of a ridiculously ineffective system.

I insert a very sarcastic thank you note addressed to Infrastructure Impala.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes an official Infrastructure Impala letter stating:

"Dear Mr Rat,

It is with great honour that I receive thine grateful words.

Indeed, such display of recognition strengthens my belief in my hard work and shows me that I, Infrastructure Impala, by no means have to change my ways.

Thus I wish to send you my thanks and wish you good luck on the ratty-road.

Yours truly,
Infrastructure "Infra" Impala"

I insert part of the ratty-road since it's crumbling appart due to negligence

 

[Spilo]

Blah blah blah Mr Rat, good luck to Mr Rat, ratty-road, rats

Out of the machine comes a mysterious ray that turns everyone into skunks, and from there on their lives and everything else is great! Everyone thanks Mr. Skunk when they realize it was him behind the ray all along

I inserts letters of recognition written by me, because nobody recognizes me

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out come my eyeballs with a note saying "I see you"

I fumble blindly and insert some fresh hairs from my new fluffy skunk tail

 

[Spilo]

Sigh Yep, the skunk's not as important as the rat to receive a nicely worded letter

I mean... the machine gives you, I dunno, something better than a skunk tail? A non-skunk tail, yeah

I insert, I dunno, a pen?

 

[metatherat]

You get a super elaborate, extra nicely worded letter from me and all of your furiends.

I insert a nice picture of a spotted whirlyskunk having fun with his furiends under the azure skies, and on the extremely musky animal bed

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out pops many hearts of joy and a hand written letter of inquiry, accidentally delivered to you.

"Dearest Skunkpal,

It seems that I have lost my new and beautiful skunk tail, which I enjoyed very much.

It saddens me greatly and I thus desire to ask thee, if I may have another. Possibly you still have some skunk transformstion spray you wouldn't mind giving up possession of. I do have chocolate coins if recompensation is a topic needed to be discussed.

Yours truly,
Wuff"

I insert my ink splodged fur.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes...... Pogo, Perdita, and 99 more dalmatians

I insert Cruella DeVille

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a broken down luxury car (god I loved the car chase scene)

I insert my old Disney VHS collection

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get out a black and white Steamboat Willie

I insert tweety bird

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Cruella DeVille with her attorney. "Bet you thought you wouldn't see me again, didn't you, dearie?", she says.

I insert some furry One Hundred and One Dalmatians fanfiction.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a three book epic of how Pongo meets Balto and falls madly in love with him, however he must conceal his hidden romance because of his responsability as a father! ;w;

I insert a furry Aristocats fanfic