The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out slides a birthday cake

inserts birthday candles

 

[metatherat]

out comes a mischief of BIRTHDAY-WISHING RATS :3
(I am one of the BIRTHDAY-WISHING RATS)

I insert a birthday christmas easter midsummer cake.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a FAT AS FUCK skunk, who just ate the gigantic birthday cake and is now rubbing his skunk-belly heehhehehe

I insert an absolute unit of a skunk

 

[Bunny Lvr]

inserts a hangover

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a hair of the dog that bit you, followed by the rest of the ginormous, hirsute dog.

I insert an anti-mauling muzzle.

 

[Faust]

Out come a massive crowd of terrified Aunties, who probably misheard you.

I insert the button for a doomsday device.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a snazzy doomsday vest.

I insert a zipper for leisure day pants.

 

[Faust]

Out comes a very happy-looking Gadget Hackwrench with a suspicious bulge in her leisure day pants.

In goes a big slab of Monterey Jack.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a mummified mouse. You are so cursed, strewth! :O

I insert a rodent detective who has gone undercover as a rodent cabaret singer.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes an adorable sweet skunk, the detective being tricked by the Vending Machine skunks into drinking SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION

I insert... a dollar bill! :3

Shocking, right? After so many things being introduced into this gosh damn vending machine

 

[Faust]

Out comes little-known Batman villain, the Penny Plunderer, who dashes straight to the nearest change machine and stuffs the dollar in while cackling maniacally:



In goes the giant penny from the BatCave.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a dress, panties, and socks.

inserts a snow bank

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a snow burglar.

I insert a call to the snow pawlice.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a knock off Paw Patrol

inserts cold medicine

 

[Mambi]

Out comes room temperature medicine several hours later.

I insert the genetic code for the Rhinovirus shell and the protein locks on it...with hopes the machine will understand what to do to MAKE A CURE!!!

 

[Spilo]

Out comes the RHINO TF VIRUS! This sounds literally like something out of the TMNT universe, lol!

I insert a VIRUS BOMB loaded with the RHINO TF VIRUS

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a vending-machine resembling rhino.

I insert a bale of RHINO CHOW.

 

[Mambi]

The venting machine rhino rushes back into the machine in order to get the tasty chow. The paradox almost implodes the machine!

I quickly reach down and insert @metatherat into the machine...to deal with the cramped and annoyed vending-machine rhino in the machine.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the vending machine rhino, who has now been transformed into a rat.

I insert some more RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, just because!

 

[Spilo]

Out comes SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION, odd, also the vending machine rhino transforms into a skunk. Maybe he saw the light, and realized skunk IS the way

I insert @Cinderpelt to see what happens (probably nobody has inserted them yet, but everyone has been already!)