The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Marius Merganser]

In goes a 20-sided die.

Critical fail! The vending machine falls on top of you and now nothing can come out!

 

[metatherat]

Out comes nothing :O

I insert physical substance :O

 

[Spilo]

Out comes...

SKUNK SPRAY, SKUNK TF SPRAY, a very odourable, and very physical substance >:3

I insert a @Faust decal from the previous vending machine misadventure

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a can of Faust soda. "Taste the infernal contract!"

I insert a Mephistopheles decal.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a door to hell with a devilish looking hand extending out of it "Seal the deal" reads the banner above

I insert, uh looks at the hand a nice Earth souvenir (a snicker's bar) so the demonic hand goes away :3

 

[Faust]

Out comes a large intergalactic coach full of alien tourists, looking to snap pictures with all those kooky earthlings.

I insert an idol of John Frum.

John Frum - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a sleazy rep from a talent agency. He wants the idol of John Frum to get plastic surgery and wear a really skimpy airman costume.

I insert a rabid John Frum fangirl.

 

[Universe]

You get frum soda
I insert a diamond coin

 

[Faust]

Out comes half a rasher of bacon. That's inflation for you.

I insert a beautifully-crafted Minecraft mansion

 

[Spilo]

Out comes... CREEPERS! Oh noooo, you forgot to turn Survival Mode off

I insert a Minecraft zombie

 

[sleepy kitty]

Out comes a serving of lava chicken

I insert a whisker that fell from my face earlier.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a second @sleepy kitty :O

I insert some of my rat-fur lint.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a second @sleepy kitty :O

Omg, now there's TWO of them!

I insert some of my rat-fur lint.

Out comes a cat hairball, but with your fur

I insert the tip of my skunky tail teasingly ;3

 

[sleepy kitty]

Out comes a new perfume, called "Eau De Skunk".

I insert a rare two dollar bill.