Transform the user above you into a (different?) species II: The transfuring

[Spilo]

:O I can't see anything (damn those wiki sites and their incompatible media formats)

BUUUUUUUTTT from what I'm hearing, I'm in love with what I TRANSFORMED into, mwehehehe, so with my sewer powers, I make sewer sludge fall on top of you so you can become

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!! :P

 

[metatherat]

:O I can't see anything (damn those wiki sites and their incompatible media formats)

BUUUUUUUTTT from what I'm hearing, I'm in love with what I TRANSFORMED into, mwehehehe, so with my sewer powers, I make sewer sludge fall on top of you so you can become

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!! :P

That's a bizarre product :O
I don't remember the turtle torture toilet from the cartoon series :O

Well, then! flicks some retromutagen ooze at you

needless to say, the retromutagen turns you extremely retro:

You are now this ye olden public domain laundry kittycat :3
Please wash my rat-booties for meh :3

 

[Spilo]

That's a bizarre product :O
I don't remember the turtle torture toilet from the cartoon series :O

You don't?! :O Actually, I don't remember that ever happening either, mmm... but feels like something that could definitely happen in that universe :P.

needless to say, the retromutagen turns you extremely retro:

You are now this ye olden public domain laundry kittycat :3

retro... mutagen. Public domain laundry cat, huh? Well I didn't know kittycats could be of public domain, heh, but I'll do my best to wash people's clothes in the most retro and adorable way possible :3

Please wash my rat-booties for meh :3

You got more than one butt? :O

Just for that, and still on the topic of retro mutant turtles, you get turned into a KAPPA!

That way you actually have THREE butts, you like to cause mischief, and likes eating cucumbers :3

 

[sleepy kitty]

I transform you into a black cat, and I paint a white stripe going down your back & tail! (Looney Tunes style).

 

[Spilo]

I transform you into a black cat, and I paint a white stripe going down your back & tail! (Looney Tunes style).

Awww! So adorable

Wait, does that mean Notices a French skunk quickly approaching

HAAAAAAALP! NOOOOOOO (XP)

Just so you don't get chased by a love making skunk like I am being right now :p, I transform you into a puddy cat tweety canary bird :3

 

[sleepy kitty]

Turns @Spilo into a chinchilla

 

[metatherat]

arises from river and throws MYSTICAL CUCUMBER OF TRANSFORMATION mischievously

You are now a CAT PAW INFORMATION KITTEN! Your new unique sona trait is that you can at any time raise your paw to have a helpful diagram pop up, that explains what all the different parts of the kitty paw are :3

a bunch of fellowfurs cluster around to learn about the cat paw

 

[Spilo]

arises from river and throws MYSTICAL CUCUMBER OF TRANSFORMATION mischievously

You are now a CAT PAW INFORMATION KITTEN! Your new unique sona trait is that you can at any time raise your paw to have a helpful diagram pop up, that explains what all the different parts of the kitty paw are :3

a bunch of fellowfurs cluster around to learn about the cat paw

Oh, hi @sleepy kitty, can you kindly explain to me the parts of a kitten paw again?

also, no, I'm not Spilo, I'm just a random chinchilla passing by :3

Speaking of...

arises from river and throws MYSTICAL CUCUMBER OF TRANSFORMATION mischievously

You are now a CAT PAW INFORMATION KITTEN! Your new unique sona trait is that you can at any time raise your paw to have a helpful diagram pop up, that explains what all the different parts of the kitty paw are :3

a bunch of fellowfurs cluster around to learn about the cat paw

I raise a heavy dust bath cloud with my adorably and impossibly fluffy chinchilla tail, from which you emerge as your next animal

EASTER SKUNK!!
Since it's still Easter, you get to be this year's Easter Skunk. Your abilities include laying decorated Easter eggs, chocolate eggs, chicken eggs, skunk eggs, and, uh, you can SPRAY eggs too!

 

[metatherat]

scurries into the thread, having spent weeks eating Easter eggs
njom, omnm.. I hope nobody else expected any Easter eggs this year. There was a.... problem. With the production line

Anyhoo! Bibedibabediboo~

You are now an INTENSE TIGERRR :O
Your sona traits are "excessive dew claw", "mighty eyebrows" and "very intense stare"
Eyebrow Monthly wants to take your photograph for their next issue

 

[Spilo]

Hell yeah, I always wanted to be an INTENSE TIGER, I knew I had an INTENSE TIGER living inside me!

CLAWS CLAWS

CLAWS CLAWS CLAWS CLAWS

CLAWS CLAWS CLAWS

Accidentally the vat containing TRANSFORMATION CHEMICALS that turn you into an animal

Congratulations, you are now a Myxozoan, one of the simplest animals, if not the simplest, literally one of the original founders of the minimalist movement. Enjoy no longer needing oxygen to breathe. In fact, you don't even need to breathe AGAIN!! :3

 

[sleepy kitty]

You are now a tardigrade! Aka water bear!! Cool! You can now survive in outer space!

 

[Spilo]

Appearing into the thread like a tiny microscopic adorable tardigrade, spinning sillily in the water blupblupblbl

[Translation from tardigrade sounds] YEAHH, I also always WANTED to be a tardigrade!! They're so awesome and goated! Cute microscopic bears :D :D

Fur turning me into an animal I admire, you get turned into another animal I admire shakes my four pairs of legs to spread that magic tardigrade dust

Anomalocaris! A true OG of the animal kingdom! Enjoy mystifying paleontologists and scientists alike up to this day as to what the heck you actually are, while at the same time you garner the love of millions of people all around the world :3