NSFW What would your fursona do?

Meta would drum his rat-fingers on the ground while squeaking indignantly. The whole crypto scam thing was just a step in a plan to transform cryptobros into rats, and now this new scam is cutting into his awesome RAT TRANSFORMATION plan. Meta throws a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION at the TV angrily and spends the rest of the day snuggling with the ensuing new rat-pal... Telly the rat.

Your fursona comes across a rat manning a little stall, "Meta's RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION Shop". They are having an incredible sale just for today, RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs that normally apparently cost 1000 fureuros each are 99% off, just for today! Also every purchase comes with a free extra RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. Offer only available while supplies last, act now immediately quickly without thinking of the consequences!
WWYFD.
 
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Turn off the TV because of the ungodly smell, then go and invent a truly divine unisex perfume so that people can have a GODLY smell instead. I'm going to call it 'Heaven Scent'. It will be costly, thanks to sudden 'unexpected' demand.

Poop, Ninja'd. Going to leave that there for now.

I buy up all the rat transformation potions available, and feed them ALL to Meta. I want to see what rat x 1000 looks like.

Look out! It's created Ratzilla, and he's rampaging down the streets looking for a 100-foot discarded pizza! WWYD?! QUICK! HE'S COMING!
 
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metatherat said:
Your fursona comes across a rat manning a little stall, "Meta's RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION Shop". They are having an incredible sale just for today, RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs that normally apparently cost 1000 fureuros each are 99% off, just for today! Also every purchase comes with a free extra RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. Offer only available while supplies last, act now immediately quickly without thinking of the consequences!
WWYFD.
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Is absolutely lost in the mumbo jumbo corpo talk

Spilo would chuckle, dumbfounded, then take one of the newest most popular things, SKUNK TRANSFORMATION DEODORANT, with him :3

Faust said:
Turn off the TV because of the ungodly smell, then go and invent a truly divine unisex perfume so that people can have a GODLY smell instead. I'm going to call it 'Heaven Scent'. It will be costly, thanks to sudden 'unexpected' demand.

Poop, Ninja'd. Going to leave that there for now.

I buy up all the rat transformation potions available, and feed them ALL to Meta. I want to see what rat x 1000 looks like.

Look out! It's created Ratzilla, and he's rampaging down the streets looking for a 100-foot discarded pizza! WWYD?! QUICK! HE'S COMING!
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Spilo would just turn around, lifts his tail, and spray the Ratzilla with a giant cloud of SKUNK TRANSFORMATION SPRAY. He then would watch the new problem come to life, Skunkzilla! Or Stinkzilla? ;P

Anyway, your fursona signs a deal to create a new brand of deodorant. WWYFD with that deodorant?
 
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Faust said:
Poop, Ninja'd. Going to leave that there for now.
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You gotta be fast when us rattos are ratround. We can lunge at opportunity at any time! :3
Faust said:
I buy up all the rat transformation potions available, and feed them ALL to Meta. I want to see what rat x 1000 looks like.

Look out! It's created Ratzilla, and he's rampaging down the streets looking for a 100-foot discarded pizza! WWYD?! QUICK! HE'S COMING!
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Spilo said:
Anyway, your fursona signs a deal to create a new brand of deodorant. WWYFD with that deodorant?
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Rat urine.
What! Eau de buck. It'll be a massive hit, I just know it! All we need is an advertisement campaign where young adults spray themselves with a ridiculous amount of the stuff. We can name the product line after some kind of logging tool. "Chainsaw".

Suddenly all of the youngsters around reek of rat urine for some reason. WWYFD?
 
Spilo would make 'em youngsters reek of skunk, instead >:3

Your fursona wakes up wearing a fundoshi for Feb 14th, which is fundoshi day... None of that love crap :3 WWYFD?
 
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Go for a stroll in the park. If fundoshi's aren't about love NOW, they will be once all the ladies see ME in one ^_^

So, you've gotten really, extremely filthy somehow. No judgement. How do you choose to clean up?
 
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<lays back, spreads his legs, lifts one high, and licks himself> Feline...got it covered...thanks! <lick-lick-lick...with a grin never breaking eye contact>

You find your fur covered in a tar. You can shave of course, or try anything else. WWYFD?
 
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Just a nice shower and some WD-40 to clean it all off, and return my fur to it's immaculate luster once more.

You suddenly become allergic to polyester, what does your fursona do?
 
Checks Fundoshi 100% pure cotton. Yep, reckon I'm good!

You open your front door one morning to find @Spilo's anal glands pointed right at your face. WWYD?
 
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My fursona would put his catnip bowl aside, take a deep calming breath, and realize that he's prooobably hit his limit for a while...

You see the dancing carrot is actually another fursona wearing a costume for a parade, inviting you to join. Sighing in relief that you're not going crazy, WWYFD then?
 
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Spilo would join the parade... what else! He would join as the SEXY SKUNK doing exotic dance in exotic attire :P

The toilet has clogged (was it you, or maybe someone else before?) at a party your fursona has attended. Unfortunately, it's your sona who had the misfortune of finding out first, however there's no plunger and whatever electronic device they have is out of battery, and there's probably more people waiting outside to use the loo. WWYFD? ;3
 
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Spilo said:
The toilet has clogged (was it you, or maybe someone else before?) at a party your fursona has attended. Unfortunately, it's your sona who had the misfortune of finding out first, however there's no plunger and whatever electronic device they have is out of battery, and there's probably more people waiting outside to use the loo. WWYFD? ;3
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Ha! Meta has no need for your silly towering anthro lug toilets. The world is a toilet when you are a feral rat (respect Meta's culture!). He would squeak "toilet's clogged", and proudly strut off, potentially dribbling some urine (respect Meta's culture!!).

Your sona has gotten stuck in a rat hole. WWYFD?
 
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Well, it is a well know fact that us skunks sometimes use our 'gaseous' talent as a propulsion mechanism :P, so in order to get unstuck, Spilo would just let loose into the rat hole to expel himself like a jetpack! Yeah, that's Skunk culture! Or Spilo's culture! Whichever makes more sense, lol!

Your sona wakes up as a Kangaroo for FebROOary, with long legs and a biiiig tail... wait, is that a pouch too?? WWYFD?
 
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The skunk would do [REDACTED] in such innocent settings, with bunneh too!

(I dunno what's up with places like that, but they always make me horny :P)


Your sona finds themselves in the BACKROOMS with a buncha horny critters wandering around. WWFD? ;3
 
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Wuff-Wuff said:
This one, I must admit, is inspired by another forum <w< It's a simple premise :3 you set the stage for the next poster to explain what they'd do in that sitation.

I'll start off with the first Situation.

Situation: You and your friends are at an amusement park. They tell you that they have a huge surprise waiting for you and ask you to close your eyes while they guide you there. Once you're allowed to open them again, you realise you're standing infront of the train of the gnarliest and craziest roller coaster ride of the park, being beckoned by staff to strap yourself in.
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get one no questions asked
 
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