Fill the empty chocolate vat with more chocolate? It's that easy!


Your sona finds a random and mysterious glass of water. What would they do?
 
  • Wow
Reactions: metatherat
Stare at it for many hours, wondering if it's blackcurrent flavoured water or lemon & lime flavoured.

You find yourself within the badger sett of your own mind, with no entrance or exit.
 
  • Wow
Reactions: metatherat
It sounds lonely in there. So Meta would look for grubs. There are sometimes grubs in badger setts. And then he could RP with the grubs :3

Your sona is looking for work, but all the available positions are "Vermin" and "Santa's Reindeer". WWYFD
 
Santa's reindeer of course! With Mambi's portal casting abilities, the trips would be instantaneous and we'd be done in half the time!!

Your sona is given the chance to organize and rule all the world, but as a result cannot participate in it or interact with anyone. WWYFD?
 
  • Haha
Reactions: metatherat
Fursuits. Fursuits for everyone. Also everyone gets assigned a fursona at birth.

Your sona has discovered that the toys that Santa delivers to all the good boys and girls are extruded out of the butt of a giant alien skunk. WWYFD :O
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Spilo
My sona would do absolutely nothing, grab some catnip, and watch the deliveries uninpeeded with gleefully knowing giggle fits between bowls of 'nip.

You sona discovers the cure to all known diseases...but it involves harvesting the brain and spinal fluid from virtually all rodents on earth. WWYSD?
 
Meta obviously does not do any of the rodent-harvesting. Not only would it be mean, but how would the ecosystem stay functional without sweet little happy rodents? That's right, it wouldn't, that's how! :3

A rodent city is offering new residents a free nest and cure for cancer, which is great since your sona has just been diagnosed with 200 different cancers. The only little snag is that you need to get transformed into a rodent once you get there, available choices are everything from the smol shrew to the mighty capybara. WWYFD :O
 
  • Love
Reactions: Mambi
Spilo would probably turn back into skunk after a day or two from all his concentrated skunkiness, and with his smell inadvertently turn everyone in rodent city into skunks, also due to the concentrated skunkiness.

Is it worth the risk? He asks What the HECK, let's go for it!

Your sona finds a regular chewed gum on the ground, except that in this case, there's a small note attached to it with the following words written in pretty fonts ~EAT ME~. WWYFD?
 
  • Wow
Reactions: metatherat
Meta would not eat the gum. That stuff is hard to digest, he knows that from experience. He would, however, nibble on the note a little :3

Your sona goes to the local amusement park, but the only rides that do not have huge lines are the communal kiddie pool and the one where you get put in a labyrinth with giant weasels and they chase you around. WWYFD?
 
Secretly connect the two rides together and watch from a safe distance.

You’re in the library with friends and bored out of your skull, but the librarian is watching you like a hawk in case of hijinks. WWYD?
 
  • Haha
Reactions: metatherat
Invent a different game in the same vain! But improved since it shall contain furry characters :D

Dave Arneson and Gary Gygax (gg guys) are suing you for making a D&D knockoff! WWYFD?
 
  • Haha
Reactions: metatherat
<extends his razor-sharp claws with a mischievous grin> Ohhh, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement out of court with the right motivation!

Your lover arrives with a dozen others and tells you they hired them to "assist" in playtime. WWYFD?
 
UwU bust out my finest maid dress. Let me be of service to you all!

Your Fursona is slighty exhausted from a rather special night with his/her lover & friends and is now suffering from a lack of dopamine due to intense flights of fancy. WWYFD?
 
  • Haha
Reactions: metatherat
Invent a different game in the same vain! But improved since it shall contain furry characters :D
Iron Claw / Jade Claw / Albedo / Shard / Root / Mouse Guard / Hyperborean Mice / Gen Lab Alpha

Your Fursona is slighty exhausted from a rather special night with his/her lover & friends and is now suffering from a lack of dopamine due to intense flights of fancy. WWYFD?
If the night is over, it’s daytime. I’m nocturnal, so I go sleep.

You get hit by a very very small meteorite while watching the meteor shower and it burns a very small hole in your favourite Christmas jumper. WWYD?
 
Try and (terribly) fix it with needle and wool! Then tell everyone the epic tale UwU
"Yes, the Universe did indeed hit me with a flying rock! I'm special üwü
....
No it doesn't mean the Universe hates me D:< come off it!"


Your Fursona gets a surprise christmas present from someone they didn't get a present for! WWYFD?
 
I dunno, I don't even know what that is, but I would love to try 1970s food :3

Your sona finds a box slightly lifted on one side by a stick, mhhh it looks like a trap, but anyway, inside is their favorite food. What would your fursona do?
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Wuff-Wuff
You are teleported back to 1971 on the date the Oregon Trail Video Game came out, WWYFD?
I dunno, I don't even know what that is, but I would love to try 1970s food :3
51ee0yXyl-L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_-2201058447.jpg

Your sona finds a box slightly lifted on one side by a stick, mhhh it looks like a trap, but anyway, inside is their favorite food. What would your fursona do?
Follow the string back to the person holding it and drink THEIR blood instead. That'll teach 'em. (Where'd they even get a bag of O-Negative?)

It's time to donate blood and help save lives, but the nurse doing the transfusions is wearing evening dress and speaking in a Transylvanian accent. WWYD?
 

Users who are viewing this thread