NSFW What would your fursona do?

[Icepaw]

See to it they're married tot heir maids

Your sona found out someone stole their keys and did figure eights in the street with your car, what would they do?

 

[Universe]

Beat them up and get them stuck in a storm drain
You find yourself wedged in a beehive in a tree trunk WWYFD?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Bark UwU
badum tish!

Your Fursona owns this balls that is super mega awesome :O and you love it very much!! But some person keeps picking it up and throwing it :| WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Ah-ha! the person is distracted. Meta would seize the chance to sink his head into the person's coffee mug slorp slarp

You turn your head to see that 6 rats have stuck their heads into your coffee mug. The level of coffee in the mug is rapidly draining. WWYFD :O

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

OwO I would call the vet immediately D: Noooo rats, that's poisonous for you!

Y-.... y-.... you're.... gulp on the way to the vet ;w; it's super scary since he's a lunatic who sticks needles into your butt: WWYFD ?

 

[metatherat]

Meta realizes that he does not have to resort to seeing some backalley hack sticking questionable medicines into animals. He just finished brewing some QUESTIONABLE HEALTH POTION in a back alley a bit earlier.

Drinking some QUESTIONABLE HEALTH POTION has caused your sona to grow an udder. WWYFD

 

[Universe]

Nothing because I’m immune.
You find yourself stuck in my den’s front door and I’m decorating your bottom as a moose hunting trophy WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Well what can Meta do. He is stuck :O
Oh, wait. He can browse the internet with his smratphone :3

Your sona has successfully stolen the fabled Jade Monkey from a jungle temple. However, the Jade Monkey screams all the time and throws his Jade Poop everywhere. WWYFD.

 

[Cress Shade]

i sneak back into the temple and put it back with a note saying "you can have this back i dont want it"
you find yourself stuck with over 500 comms WWYFD

 

[metatherat]

Meta would have a text-to-speech program read the comms out loud to him while he lounges in a rat-hammock, smugly boggling over his own laziness :3

The store is out of cow milk. All they have is ermine milk and dragon milk. WWYFD?